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241.0 hrs on record (229.9 hrs at review time)
Pretty good one
Posted 11 March.
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1,690.1 hrs on record (485.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Counter Strike: Global Offensive is a game developed by Valve.
It is extremely difficult, considering you have to wrangle teammates, manage your economy, predict your enemies economy, buy the correct sh@t and then aim for the head and spray correctly.

Then there is a bunch of extra sh@t like grenades, objectives, utility and whatever the f@ck not.
It's not a game for everyone, you have to be really good with your mouse.

There's a story that someone was so good with his mouse that he became the mouse.
The mouse permanently fused into his hand. Now he has to use his other hand for certain things.

The game has multiple maps, including dust 2 which is the only map, and Mirage. But mirage...really isn't working these days.

The game will bring you so many fun experiences, like playing a game with Aldon Hilter, as he only buys a Negev and politely refuses to buy anything else. As we lose 14-16, against 4 bots.

This game is fun: In the words of a certain person, this is f@cking gameplay

You can play as the the terrorists, and blow sh@t up while praying to the one god, or you can play as the counter terrorists, who counter terrorists' terrorizing terrorism.

Some of the guns are: The deagle, the AK-47, the P90, the AWP, and most important and deadliest of all: the decoy grenade.

Not many people know that every decoy grenade is sent from the deepest circles of hell, where the souls of the damned are burned and seared alive for all eternity.

On your journey to become better at this game, you will encounter smurfs, non-bilingual Russians, toxicity, mute people, people who make you realize that CS:GO causes metaphysical retardation, or will at least make you consider that being true.

But the worst of all: people who type "Nice Try", after you fail your f@cking sh@tty clutch attempt.

There are a lot of mods for the game, like bunny hopping servers, 1v1 servers, surfing servers, jailbreak and a lot of other stuff.

I almost forgot to mention the skins, every single gun can be cosmetically customized if you have the money. Every skin is different and has a different price, ranging from your generic pistol skin, to a 1600 dollar knife skin.

It's a great game, it's also perfectly f@cking free: So go get it.
Posted 30 May, 2021. Last edited 30 May, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
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8.6 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
It's a classic. After having it on console I had to buy it for pc, and beat the best times with a steering wheel. So much fun experience, indefatigable gameplay, superb physics, real challenge for everyone. Love this game, it will always be the best of the classics!
Posted 24 May, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
59.3 hrs on record (39.2 hrs at review time)
Literally the best game to play with friends on a sleepover or even in online. Duck game has so much fun, superb enjoyable gameplay, a little rage sometimes, but overall it's indefatigable..... You can customize your duck & your room as well as an extra point. I can do nothing just recommend this game.. Big congrats to the developers!!!
Posted 24 May, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
57.1 hrs on record (34.2 hrs at review time)
Simply amazing... I've bought this game with my friend for fun, to try out what were these old games be like today, and I got shocked.... Much more fun and experience then the newer F1 games, I reccommend the superb co-op championship mode, where you can play a whole season with a friend as teammates and racing for the glory! Simply brilliant... I literally can't find the proper words to describe this superb game.... hahaha
Indefatigable gameplay, much more fun than in the new games, a huge thanks to the developers!!!!!
Posted 24 May, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
446.1 hrs on record (412.9 hrs at review time)
One of the best games of Codemasters, brilliant game modes, amazing career mode, and an indefatigable gameplay
Posted 24 May, 2021.
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