Recent reviews by thats tha homie

Is good

An absolute product of love. One of the best indie games I have ever played, if not the best. Intense, procedural missions, tight cooperative gameplay and tons of character. This is one member of the L4D family that pushes the boundaries of the genre.

Its so good

THE THINGS HERE, man so Russia is scary place for all bears and nonbears to be. There's the Zone and it is full of no-no squares and other assorted varied abnormalities that might eat the Brave Little Toaster if he stands too close, ANYWAY. When you dig into labs and stuff the darkness comes to take your breath away.

PLAY WITH COMPLETE MOD, TELL 'EM HOW DAMN GOOD IT IS.

OH GOD, WHY. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE CEREAL AND THE HOUSE I SPENT YEARS BUILDING BURST INTO FLAMES WHEN THE MILK MADE CONTACT WITH THE THERMITE FLAVORED CORN PUFFS.


Good stuff.

So, like, get this: There's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ castle, man and it's got some weird bros in it with like, saggy breasts and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up maws, CRAZY MAN I KNOW. HOWEVER, if you take the lantern and the laudanamaudmamndnusns you can find your way out; I haven't cause I'm a pansy ass douchemonglers but people have, you know? Yeah, man, crazy stuff.

There's dragons and goats and talking dragons and non talking goats; overall this game is cooler than your mother's floral print granny panties. BUY IT NOW!

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