I am Pancake Man, I come from pluto and I am quite upset that you humans have declared my home planet a worthless rock (more or less). But I am here to study and observe the creature known as "dog" so far my attempts to capture one have been useless, I am usually confronted by a race known to the humans as "Po-po". But I will not fail my mission. Anyway, I would like to meet you humans over this rather queer "personal computing" device (which I still do not trust as it makes weird noises) and I would gladly accept a "dog" creature if offered for my study.