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Yois

Come back, we miss you.

ayyyyyyy that aint me dude i never played this but it looks cool so yeah

At first I thought it was ultra-cool to offer us a week-long "free weekend" to try it out. The ultimate reason they are giving you a week is that it takes 3 days of 100% computer consumption to install it. my 11 hours of gameplay is just installing 20GB of the 65GB patch and it is still at 9% installed. my internet is not slow. so if you are thinking of trying this out, make sure you have a new, souped-up computer. Mine is middle of the road and doesn't like it, and it completely obliterates potatoes.

Does this even work anymore? I knew this game was going to be a flash-in-the-pan, awesome though it was, as soon as the Hollywood moneyhandlers snatched the rug out from under them. (Rug=Licensing of copyrighted characters)

"Played 75 minutes" means "sat in queue from #84 to #3, only to see it reset me to #91...for an hour and 15 minutes"
might give you yet another try whenever that promised update is released, just to be able to login

Worst piece-of-trash wanna-be-a-game out there. New players are forced to join what is essentially a PvP server, and start out naked on the beach--while everyone else has already crafted semi-automatics and high-powered ammo.
You are supposed to find firewood and build a fire while everyone else gets to kill others and rob their camps.
The onscreen cues can't seem to decide if they want a keyboard or gamepad. The keybind screen shows everything but how to [Use] something, which is apparently the most important button you have.
Then it gets dark and you can't even see where any wood is because you couldn't even find it in the daylight. It took 20 minutes to load for me to play 5 of the most miserable minutes I have ever endured. All the while reading the toxic hatred thrown back and forth between stoner-tags like monkeys throwing feces at the zoo.
I hope you didn't spend any money on this waste of time and digital space, it's not even worth it to pirate.