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ㅤ* A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
ㅤ* A doctor thoroughly examined his patient and said, "Look I really can't find any reason for this mysterious affliction. It's probably due to drinking." The patient sighed and snapped, "In that case, I'll come back when you're damn well sober!"
ㅤ* If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!