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I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.
What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.
It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.
1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recomend you surgery process;
2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;
3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an ♥♥♥♥♥♥ during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;
4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;
5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexual tendencies;
Have a nice evening you have nothing to be ashamed of.
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On the bomb range where I spent most of my days
Blowin up infidels, relaxin all cool Shootin U.S. troops outside of school
When a couple of americans who were up to no good
Started defiling islam in my neighborhood I set off one chem bomb and my mom got scared
She said "You're moving in with your 6 aunties in Tehran" I whistled for a plane
And when it came near
The license plate said "Boom" and there were severed heads in the mirror I thought to myself "Man, this plane is rare" Then I thought "Nah man, fulfill Sharia law" "Go bomb in Tehran" I pulled up to the cell about 9:11 or later I looked at the driver and said "Allah hu akbar, madh Allah, yarzuqna" I looked at my flag I've earned my title
Time to sit on my nukes as the prince of ISIL
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
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