this guy has been like a father to me. without him i would be somewhere in a gutter, dying of thirst and hunger. with every fiber of my being i would die for this man, who has given me everything when i had nothing. there aren't many of these kinds of people, so protect this man at all costs. ive moved into a better life and remind myself to better myself everyday, so maybe i too can one day save someone like how he saved me. thanks for everything, i love you

hey dad, finally found you! i know you said you were just gonna get milk, and well. clearly you also wanted to leave. but its okay, we're together now! now i we can go fishing and maybe even play catch! love you dad cant wait to play together xoxo

id drag my balls through a bed of nails just to hear u fart thru a walkie talkie

you smell really bad. you smell like ass so bad to the point it makes me want to throw up. the amount of bad smell i get from you is absolutely insane I will not stand for it. I will take you lowes so you can get a shower and stop smelling so damn bad because whenever I smell you all I can think is man this ♥♥♥♥♥ smells like bad. if you dont get a shower I'm going to hose you down in ice cold water until you smell not bad. you're an absolute buffoon for letting yourself smell this bad.

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