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2 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
I used to play this game on 360 with my friends almost every time they came around. It's the same thing every time, it's 10 minutes of madness alongside a song that you'll find yourself singing for days.

Created around the time that zombies were the hot item and every game needed to have some kind of zombie element to it, this game was made using the Xbox 360 indie creation kit, XNA. The game cost less than a quid at the time (or a dollar) and it seemed at first that the game was just one of the many many cash grabs that plagued the Xbox indie network at the time. Once purchased, however, you'd find that the gameplay, although simple, is very addicting and the game was created to work around the excellent soundtrack. A Song so popular, that it was remastered and added to Rock Band as a playable track.

I am so glad this game has come to steam and as it's free, you really owe it to yourself to just give this game a go. Grab some friends, crank up the volume and sing along.
Posted 11 November, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
12.1 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Play this game with as many friends as the game allows, crank the difficulty up and just blast the ♥♥♥♥ out of gigantic monsters.

10/10 one of the greatest coop games I've ever played.
Posted 28 February, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
68.3 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
I don't like sports. I especially don't like football. Lord knows I've tried to enjoy it in some weak effort to fit in with people, but it just isn't me.

This game makes me realise why people like sports so much.

I am Rocket League.


Just buy this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.
Posted 29 July, 2015.
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9.6 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
Not as good as the first one. You'll get 1 shotted from an enemy off screen a lot and the Army levels are the worst thing I've ever played.

I'm desperately trying to like it, but I find myself turning the game off when I have to face another one of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ army levels.

EDIT: OK so I powered through and beat the game.

On the one hand, I am glad I used what I had in my steam wallet to not pay full price on this.

On the other hand, I wish I didnt bother buying this game.

It was just 'alright' and no where near as fun as the first. In the first after a few tries of a level, you get into a good flow, move room to room eliminating each enemy with timing and skill that made you feel awesome. In this you get anywhere near a good flow and you're suddenly killed off screen or an enemy gets stuck in a door and becomes an unkillable tazmanian devil (who is, surprise surprise, still able to kill you).

Overall it feels like the game tried to do too much and ended up being a bit naff. I probably wont play it again until the level editor comes out.
Posted 15 March, 2015. Last edited 15 March, 2015.
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6.4 hrs on record
I want to like this game but it takes far too much faffing around with the damn thing to make it barely playable. I managed to play DF1 in windowed mode and I had no problems whatsoever. This game on the other hand requires you to do all kindsa crap and then you sit and watch the damn thing switch between window and fullscreen and then sometimes it's a completely black screen and other times its like playing the damn thing with a faulty GPU.
FTS. Avoid.
Posted 26 July, 2014.
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0.2 hrs on record
It's a beautiful shameless ripoff of God of War and I don't even care. The game is currently 70 odd pence on the steam sale and I cannot believe it isn't being talked about. The devs wanted to make their own god of war game, they didn't have the multimillion pound budget that you find with AAA game titles but they worked with what they had and what they made is a surprisingly fun, action packed beat em up where practically everything is exploding all of the time.

Word of warning though, this game has NO graphics options, if you have a lower end machine, don't bother. This game is shadered up to the eyeballs.

Marlow Briggs has the veiniest arms.
Posted 26 June, 2014.
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13.9 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
Great game. Easy in terms of being able to pick up and play it whenever you want but difficult in the sense that it will take you a while to actually get anywhere. But sticking to it yields the best results. Great use of subtle humour with the character traits. Some tell you nothing but are instead hidden very well in the game (here's one for free, the bald trait changes the loading screen).

If you want a game you can play for 10-30 minutes at a time, this is it. Excellent game.
Posted 8 March, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
34.0 hrs on record (27.4 hrs at review time)
So you walk into the bank with your 3 friends, two of them are counting the guards, the other is locating the cameras and you are silently stalking the manager. You give each other the signal, mask up and unleash hell. The first two picking off the guards, the other placing a bullet in every camera, while you are cuffing the bank manager for his key card. Together, you are a well oiled machine, unstoppable.
Then come the sirens.
You all quickly cuff hostages as collateral, take cover and prepare yourself.
Things are about to get tough.
and THAT, is why you all NEED to buy this game.
Posted 23 July, 2012.
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