Seneste anmeldelser af METAL GEAR DUDE

ain't never going back to chicago

♥♥♥♥ 5-2

I like Castlevania.

Yakuza: Like A Dragon is a crime thriller that follows Ichiban Kasuga and friends as they beat up thugs hallucinated from thin air in a long and arduous quest to deliver rice crackers to the people of Tokyo and Osaka.
There is also karaoke in it.

An alarm goes off in missions if there's a fire but not if there's a massive explosion that levels a building. 10/10

since the missions take place on a black site that isn't subject to any laws...
war crimes are fair game

It is impossible to put into words the simultaneous sorrow and joy you feel as "Expecting Father" flops, the immense pride you feel when "Attilla The Hungarian 2: Jeff Bezos Inbound" makes millions, and the horror when you find out "Super Noah's Ark 3D" was somehow a resounding success, while at the same time trying to keep the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure franchise going despite Part 3 being the only major success with an almost perfect score and massive profit, with Part 4 raking in a disappointing 4.5 average score and Parts 1 & 2 being mediocre. This game will test your creativity as you aim to create the best games with the stupidest titles while trying to keep your middling business afloat amidst a highly aggressive market and an objectively stupid audience that doesn't know what's good for them. Highly recommend if you need something to waste your life on.

I may have gone and said too much about JoJo

almost two days' worth of my life wasted on this game and i still can't make anything that doesn't sink, catch fire, or spin out

the ending ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with me

drill gaming