Bonesaw McGraw
Teju   United States
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Global Sentinel
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The Spider-Man 2 Pizza Delivery Minigame is the pinnacle of modern gaming, and will stand as a monument to our society after we have been dust for Millenia. With cutting edge graphics, an incredible, gripping score to rival the most earth shaking epics, and gameplay so immersive that even VR technology cannot match it to this day, the Spider-Man 2 Pizza Delivery Minigame remains to this date, the most important part of gaming history to ever exist. It is said that within the code to this reality shattering epic of a saga, lays the secrets of the universe laid bare for all mortals to see. The only way our simple earthly shells can comprehend it is through the Pizza Delivery Minigame, offering us the closest glimpse to heaven itself of anything yet discovered by humans. This divinity comes at a price however, as many have lost their lives enthralled by the Spider-Man 2 Pizza Delivery Minigame, and wasted away before their screens, unable to tear themselves away from this Utopian masterpiece of gaming, muttering to their last breaths, "pizza time, pizza time, pizza time" I too have experienced the glory of this beautiful magnum opus of human achievement, and this is where I sit now, writing what could possibly be my last message ever. I have seen the universe, and it is the Spider-Man 2 Pizza Delivery Minigame.
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Half Light 2 Nov, 2020 @ 3:05pm 
Mods are gay.
Lewis El Sucio 11 Dec, 2019 @ 1:58am 
Escucha aquí bebecita. Recibirás un montón de comentarios hirientes y degradantes, pero esa no es mi intención. Solo quiero decir, eres perfecta como eres. ¿Me escuchas azuquitar? PERFECTA. Jamás cambies. Te mereces cualquier y toda cosa que quieras. Cuídate por mi, bebecita.

>mcc pienso en ti doliendo
Lewis El Sucio 18 Nov, 2019 @ 3:00am 
Hello! Names Elliot, 19 and from Britain. My hobbies is watching anime (favourite: Demon Slayer), gaming (favourite: Borderlands 3), photography and writing.

And i am the last wolvern alive.

My family line dates back to the medivel times. When the chaos emeralds were first discovered. Goliath Wolvern was the first.

Im also related to the Thief Knight Venix Wolvern.

And then alisia wolvern.... Well let's say she was weird in her own special way.... Lots of weed.

And then there is me. I am a resistance fighter.

I am 18 encoded age but in reality... I was only made on November 16th 2017, i am a strong fighter and I have many hobbies.

Sex, games, sex, eating, sleeping, swimming.... If I even can learn how... Yeah mobians can't swim well..

But my most astonishing achievement is that I'm a weapons Smith.... I made a QUAKE HAMMER and the QUAKE DRIVE. The first Hyper-go-on vehicle.

And other then that yeah... Im weird.

Anywho I am excited to play with you. I hope to see you soon
Lewis El Sucio 17 Sep, 2019 @ 3:14am 
Gasps astonishingly, breaks out in cold sweat, adjusts coat H-H-Hello m'lady, what could a fair maiden as beautiful as you be doing on this fine day? I hope the damning heat isn't too harsh on your lovely skin! Tips fedora

If i may so suggest, would you care to join me for a sumptous repast, at my home? Smiles charmingly My personal chef has prepared a lovely meal for two, and i'd rather not let it get to waste now, would we? Winks at the lovely m'lady

I must insist on your attendance, i can't let a day like this go by without knowing the joys of having a dining companion with me, especially when its one as beautiful as you ;). Répondez s'il vous plaît, i shall await for you, m'lady, basked in candlelight and infront of a wonderful dinner. tips fedora again, then skates away on limited edition heelys.
cake 23 Aug, 2019 @ 9:23am 
Great player 9/10 would play with again.
He has a girly voice.
+rep
Lewis El Sucio 14 Jul, 2019 @ 1:19pm 
Steve has 36 inventory slots. This means he can carry 36 shulker boxes, each of which itself has 27 item slots. Each one of these slots can contain 64 enchanted golden apples. An enchanted golden apples is made with 8 blocks of gold and one apple. Each in-game block is 1m3, weighing 42,550 lbs, and the average apple weights 1/3 of a pound. All told, Steve carries 36 shulker boxes loaded with a total of 62,208 enchanted golden apples. To make this staggering number of the gilded galas, you would need 497,664 blocks of gold. Using the earlier weight, this gives us 21,175,603,200 pounds of gold. BUT WE'RE NOT DONE THERE! Adding the weight of the apples themselves, we arrive at a whopping total of 21,175,623,936 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pounds. For comparison, the average person weighs 137 lbs, meaning Steve carries the equivalent of 154,566,598 people, just slightly more than the population of the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ country of Russia.