HDm Retorted's Magicka Achievement Progress

Cooking by the book

Cast a Magick successfully.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 5:38am

An eye for an eye

Defeat Behold, the watcher

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 5:40am

No more trolling

Defeat Ygg.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 6:27am

Solid Snake

Defeat Jormungandr.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 7:02am

There is no goat level

Defeat Jotunn.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 7:44am

Saved by the king

Defeat the Warlock and Machine.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 10:26am

KHAAAAAAAAN!

Defeat Khan

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2011 @ 3:18pm

88mph

Get thrown back in time by Vlad.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 2:12pm

More like the Aristocats

Defeat the Aristocrats.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2011 @ 9:52am

Don't fear the reaper

Defeat Death.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2011 @ 12:41pm

Dragon "Slayer"

Defeat Fafnir.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2011 @ 1:37pm

I think Magicka is a pretty cool guy

Defeat Assatur.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2011 @ 1:50pm

Basic Element

Use all basic elements at least once.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 5:46am

Vanilla Ice

Create a spell containing only Ice.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 10:21am

Let off some steam

Create a spell containing Steam.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 5:42am

State Alchemist

Create a spell that contains at least 3 different elements.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 5:39am

The Enchanter

Imbue your weapon with a spell.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 6:54am

Houdini

Break free from entanglement without using spells or magicks.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 7:53am

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!!

Successfully cross two beams into a more powerful one.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 5:44am

RPG much?

Complete all side quests in the game.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 6:22am

It's over nine thousand!!!!

Deal over 9000 damage to one enemy.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 2:27pm

Never cross the beams

Cross opposite beams so that at least someone dies from it.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 6:29am

There can be only one

Kill MacLeod.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2011 @ 5:03pm

Wingardium Leviosa

Push someone off a cliff.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 10:29am

"Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch"

Die from falling damage.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 6:52am

101st Airborne

Jump off a cliff and save yourself by teleporting.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2011 @ 9:40am

First Blood

Kill one enemy using the M60.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 7:45am

This is Magicka!

Push the soldier in battlefield down the hole.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 10:29am

The perfect storm

All players survived a thunderstorm.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2011 @ 8:47am

One in a million?

Get struck by a thunderbolt and survive.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 7:38am

OMG! They killed Yellow!

Die with yellow robes.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 1:26pm

Blue… No Yelloooow!

Have a hard time settling on a color.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 5:17am

Better you than me

Be invisible while one other player dies.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2011 @ 1:11pm

Killing your friends, you're doing it wrong

Heal a total of 100 000 hit points.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 7:12am

Finders keepers

Steal your friends equipment after he has died.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2011 @ 7:45am

We are the champions

Survive all waves of a challenge.

Unlocked 5 Apr, 2011 @ 9:49am

Mission improbable

Complete Adventure in less than 4 hours.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2011 @ 4:56pm

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Aquire all Magicks in adventure mode.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2011 @ 12:23pm

Bad Taste

Overkill 1000 enemies.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2011 @ 3:56pm

No Power = No Responsibility

Defeat Parker.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2011 @ 2:48pm

From whence you came...

Get sucked into the portal to R'lyeh

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2011 @ 3:09pm

Fhtagn once more!

Put great Cthulhu to sleep once more.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2011 @ 4:56pm

Play it again, Vlad

Defeat Vlad.

I'm the wizard king, I can do anything!

Create a spell that contains 5 different elements.

It's raining (beast)men

Gib 5 beastmen in 5 seconds.

Deep Impact

Kill 5 enemies with a single Earth projectile.

I call it a Hawking Hole

Make 50 enemies get sucked into the same Vortex.

Stuff of legends

Defeat Fafnir by striking him with Gram.

Sherlock Holmes

Find all secret areas in the game.

MU-MU-MU-MULTIKILL!

Kill 20 enemies with one spell or magick.

Too fancy for fireballs?

Complete one level using only magicks.

King's Quest

Find all the moose.

Lead farmer

Kill 1000 enemies using firearms

Good Company

Accomplish all objectives in the Vietnam rescue mission

Nothing but a man, who can never fail

Win 20 versus matches in a row

Seven day cruise

Play one game per day on the Lonely Island Cruise for seven consecutive days.

Swedish Summer Achievement

Experience Rain and/or Blizzard 20 times during one Versus match to unlock a much needed treat.

Banisher of horrors

Vanquish 1000 creatures of the Cthulhu mytos.

Breezed through

Complete Chapter 1 in one sitting without dying.

Handling the frustration

Complete Chapter 2 in one sitting without dying.

Driven mad

Complete Chapter 3 in one sitting without dying.

Ice Age

It's what killed the dinosaurs. Smash 100 frozen creatures to bits.

Friendship is Magicka

Find all the elven horses

Let Me In

Enter the house of Elwenhús

The Crusader Breakings

Defeat the first Guardian

A Bridge too Near

Defeat the second Guardian

Amarth Faeg!

Defeat the third Guardian

Interred with the Vampire

Finish The Other Side of the Coin

Hurt me plenty

Find and leave the brazier of Bizzlebob aflame.

Just a breeze of blue cheese

Finish the chapter without any player dying.

Hey, mach-arena!

Finish the chapter on hard difficulty without any player dying.

Not what they signed up for

Disrupt the service of 37 minions by the means of spinning saws.

Is that the wurst you can do?

Defeat the Wurstmacher.

Tenderized!

Finish the chapter on hard difficulty.

I don't believe in Orcs

Get to the Old Library without killing any Orcs.

Enduring the Tide

Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard.

Being the Tide

Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard on hard difficulty.

Don't mach such a mess

Defeat the Wurstmacher without destroying any spinning saws.

Wiped Out

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on normal difficulty.

Khan't we all just get along?

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on hard difficulty.

The postwizard

Read the entire letter from Meach in Dungeons & Gargoyles.

Ultra-Violence

Find and leave the radio of Bizzlepop in Dungeons & Gargoyles on.

Street smart

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on normal difficulty.

City tour guide

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on hard difficulty.

I don't believe in Trolls

Finish the bankrobbery encounter with all trolls still alive

The others were dwarfed by you

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Assassin last.

That was a fairy fight

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Champion last.

The clone wars

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Magician last.