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36 of 50 (72%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 5:04am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 5:33am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 9:46am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 8:46am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 6:08am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:24pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 5:59pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 2:24pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:17pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 2:00pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 1:30pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:06pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:05pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:34pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:24am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:34pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:09am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 6:17pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 6:40pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:39pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 6:13pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:25am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:16am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 1:27pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 12:49pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:22pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 1:12pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 5:57pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 6:45pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 5:47am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:30pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 5:23am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:24pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:54pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 5:15am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:05pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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