Recent reviews by Tegan Andrews

So far I've found that Vampire Survivors is a fun, near-mindless survival game where basically you just get to run around and see how long you can survive versus virtually hopeless odds. Mind you, I haven't really made any progress with this game and while I've unlocked a few characters that hasn't gotten me out of the Mad Forest yet so… well, it'll happen eventually, I'm sure of it! Doesn't mean I'm stopping trying to progress and survive longer!

This game pretty much has it all. Frantic, frenetic action, super-twitchy action segments, and while I had to use player assist to get to the end of the story line it was just SO SATISFYING to see the story roll out, and I don't even think I got the full story of what's going on just yet! This one's just got so much REPLAY VALUE that it almost drives me nuts! In fact, despite having access with my roommate's copy, now that he's playing it again I just up and bought it for myself!

This is a surprisingly good game. Difficult, too, but admittedly that's why I've been following guides in order to make it through. However, if you can manage decent puzzle solving, you'll have a blast!

Took me a little while to get through this title, not because it was difficult at all, but rather I came in already suspecting that things might not be as they seem on the outside. R̵̥͕̲͔̩̜̓̍̂̔͊ͥ͒U̼̯̲͚̘̤͙̅͋͡͡Ṇ̫̮͔̻̥̟̑ͬ͠!̡̯̗̯̤̻̹͔̼͛̐̎̽̊͡͡ ͍̮̦̩͖̫̩ͯ̄̆ͫ͌ͫͥ͛́͜R̟̀͗̍̄̋̂̂͘͜͜U̷̱̖̝͌͑͛̔ͣ͞N̗̮̺̠̝̘̦ͧͤ͆̋̑̆̊͗͞ ̨͕̥͈͖̩̖̓͝W̖̖̠͇̹͙̗̾͛̌ͮͅH̤̎ͩ͞Ǐ̗̤͕̠͇͒͛̅̈́͐ͤ̈́́L̷̰̞͔̪̘̲͓̰̱̔͗ͭͤͤ̐͡E̵͌͌͐̆̽ͬ̚҉̝́ ͉̥̩͎̩ͣ̈́͌́Y̗̞ͨÖ̘̯͇̪͍͇̞̲̮́͆̎͛ͧ͆Ù̠̼̮̱̜̗͖̄͂̽ͩͧ̚ ̧ͥͣ̿͗̾͛҉̜͉͠S̴̲̰̳̰͍̓͛̿͂͑͌̐̆́̚͘ͅT̜̩̳̻͍̣̳̯̓̈̀͋ͣ̀Ĩ̷̧̮̙̠̞̹̣̔̓ͤ̚͢L̸̜̥̋ͥ́͛ͫ̃̀̐L̙͈̳̤͇̥̉̄ͬͨͩͭ͘͜ ̿̌̅ͪ͊̋ͣͥ̀͘͏̟͚̯͖̗̺C̼͈̥̩̓̌ͦ̓ͭ̽̚ͅA̛̝̺̱̤͉̘ͧ͗͆N̷͇͔̓̉͑̇ͩ̇̈̏͆͡!̶̵̻̠̹̖̭̖̊ͩͨ́

However, so far I've gotten through the game at least once?.

Ị̵̴͖͔̪̺̟͕̺̗̟̥̬͈̺̰ͩ̆͂̔̂ͣͮ̎̿̚̚͝͞ͅTͪ̑ͦ̔̒͛̆ͬ̋ͤ̇͑ͬ̇́͏̰̰̩̭͘ͅ'̀̐ͣ͛̆͑̈́͊̍̀̍͜͏̪͖̪̝͉͕̯̯̣̱̙ͅS̨̛̩͈͉̲͚̍ͧ́̚ ̋̏ͣͬ̐ͧ́̌͊̆̋͐ͫ̐͌͛ͣ͏́͝͏̤̳͙̥̟̲͖͇ͅT̛̘̞̮̤̠̤͔̟̙̗͎̈́̓̿͆ͫ̈ͦͬ̏ͣ̈ͮ̀̈ͦ̊͑̐ͪ́͞Õ̢͖̘̱̰̹̥̺̾ͭ̒ͭ̾ͭO̸͗ͤ̔̿̈́͌ͦ̔̔͗ͮͬ̄ͦ̂̐ͬ̂ͬ͝͝҉̠͕̺̤̖͙̮̣̗̥̮͉̬͓͇̦̬̮̙ ̴̛̿ͮ̏ͭ͋͋̾ͧ̏̔͆ͤͫͯ̍҉̜͎͍̤͚̘̼̩̠̮̳͚̠͇͕͚͞ͅL̠̲̟͎̲̣̼̭̻̻̰̠̜͎̝̫͐ͤ̀ͭ͆̍͐ͦ́ͫ̏͊̚͘͡Ą̟͓̹͈̝̟̺̜͔̻̯ͪ̀͑ͫͬ͗͐ͯ̋̉ͯ̔ͣ̓̍ͬ̚̚͘͝ͅT̷̢̨͚̠̯̖͇̩̬̘̞͚͕͚̳̪̟͖͙̐̍ͥ̌̀̋́̚͜ͅȨ̛̞̟̻̳̯̹̤̫̝̥̥̳͈̰̱͓͖̎͆ͪ͌͗͠ ̛̻̘̭̯̞̟͙͍̟͙̘̲̠̟̥̭̱̓ͬͣͧͯ̋ͯ̂ͥ̂̑̔̿̑ͪ́ͅF̶̸͎̮̗̲̮̺͛ͯ̉̾͒͗̒ͦ̐͐̏ͨ̚͘͘͝O̶̲̲̦̹̟̟̳̼͍̣̯͍͎̜̻̩̬̦ͨ͛̓ͥ̐̓̋̌ͬ́͋͘͘ͅR̶̐ͮ͌̎̇͆҉̷̛̪̟̗͈̜̘̰̖̩̳͈̳̘̤̥̺ͅͅͅ ̧̢̧̖̗̬͙͙̳̘̬̭͔͙̯͖̜͇̠͐̇̉̐͋ͭ̍̈͗̈͘͝Mͥͯͣ̌҉̸̦̻̝̜ͅͅͅE̵̡̡͛̃ͯͬ̄̽ͭ͛͋̈́̉͝҉̟̲͈͚̞͕̣͓̼[
̴̥̩̜̻̞͉̗̺͍͍͙͚̝͎̣̪̠ͤ̓ͫ̐ͣͨ́͌ͩ̍͛̊͌ͧͮ̚̚͘S̛͚̻̘̭̠̠̠̬̦̤ͪ̈́̂ͬ̌͘͝͞͠Ȁ̢̯͇̰̤̹͖͈͖͚̥͔͔̪̞̳̀͂ͨ̔̅͂ͧ̿͆ͅͅV̷͖̗̭̭͚͚̦͎̩̫̯̱͔̰͋ͧ̓ͤ̍ͭ̆̿̃̿͢͞͠E̺̠̫͍̳͓̦̫͚͈̮͈̝̯̻͒̍̈̈́̋͊͌ͦ́͢͟͟͞ͅ ̧̜̺̤̖̥̉̉̽̅̍͒͑̽͛̿͞Y̭̹̲̺͙͎̮̰̻͇͇ͤ̀̒ͯͭ͆ͤ͜͜͟͞O̸̡̓ͯ̋͂ͪ̅͢͝͏̪̖̭͚̺̬̣̼̠̥̝̺ͅÚ̡ͨ͌̓͛̍ͨ́͏̢͓̼̦͓̤̻̤̞̯̕R̴̴̨̪̞͔͈̱̥̘̪̭͚̣̺̟̲̠̙ͧ͐͋̈ͦͮͯ͟S̡̻̬̘̜̮̼̠̺̮̭̫̯̱̬̞̠͈͓̳̑ͦ͌ͦ͌̋͌̅̋͊̃̂̕E̸͚͚͖̜͖̞̱̮̥͓̥̰̤̬̗͈̼̅̿̃ͪ̋̐͛͂ͧ̈͌̏ͦ́̇ͩ̇̂̕͜͝L̸͔̦̘͔̲ͤͩ̾ͨ̊ͯͥͨ͌ͪ̌F̵̸͕͓͓̤̭̫̟̪̠̜̬̭̣͚̎̓ͮͬ̓͊̆̅͊͗͊͒ͨͨ̚͠͡.̴̛̳̭͙͐̌͆͌ͥ̃̽ͤ̉͗̏ͦ̐́͟ͅ
̸̡ͫ͂ͫ̔͗͑̊͊́ͭ͒̈̔͂̔͂ͥ̐͗҉̦͇͙͖̟͕R̸̭̱̦͉̩͖̝̞ͦ̎ͪ͑͒̇͘ͅU̦̰̠͉̩̱̖̣͖͇̟̩̫̺͒́̒͋͋̏ͯ̕͘N͉̲̻̭̳͓͇̙̖̪͓̬͈͈̱̜͖͔͌̈ͥ̽͆͐̓͜͡!̴̇ͮ̽ͣ̊̒ͮͫͥͧ̆͊͊ͥͧͫ̇͂̊́҉̜̤̙̭̹̠ͅ ̈́̐̏ͩ͛ͧ̅ͯ̍̏ͣͬ̍́͢͏̞̪̞̘͓͕͚̣̜̤̦͇̪̝͕R̶̥̝̖̗̠͖̠̗̣͕̞͙̰̠̫̟̖͌ͬ̀ͯ̐͢͡͝ͅŰ̵̴̢̢̳̺̱̮̫̟̮͈͍̪̙͇ͭ͊ͨ͗̅̾̽̂N̛̻͈̭̰͇̜̝̗̬͕̹̮̙͉̥̬͙̏̃͂ͫ̏̽͢͝ͅ ̡͈̯̙̖͈̬̤͌͋̉͛̊̋́̈́ͭ̑Fͥ̂̎ͫ͊̎ͭ̾҉̸̥̘͎̠̞̫̳̥͙A̵̴̢͚͎͕͚̘̹̜ͬͨ̐ͮ̓͆ͫͥͩ̐ͯ̉ͅR͋̓͛ͤͮͧͯ͛ͥͧ҉͓͎̝̣̟̫̻͖͇͈̦̰̱̯̙̱͕̦̕ͅ ͨ̽̿͐͊̀ͨ͒ͨ̀͛͞͏̴̴̠͕̱͇̥͢A̧̱͉̳̳͈͕͕̖̰̣͇̞̎ͥ͋ͧ̿͑ͪ̌ͫ̈ͫ̒ͯ̌ͤ͛ͪ͊̕͘̕͡ͅẈ̯̫̜̥̤̙̲̬̜̞̣̺͚̪̏̒̌͒̾̊̌͊̄̂͋͒͟͟ͅA̴̶̳͚͓͙͚ͧ̆̅́ͬͩ̚͘͜Ÿ̴̴̮̲̩̩̹̞̻͕͚͉͎̤̥̼͔̘͊̍͆̈̋͒ͫ̂ͪ͒͒ͅ,̵̨̢̠̼̻͐ͬͣ̈́̔͒ͨ̽̄̇ͯ̒̈́͛͗̏̒͐̀͞ ͍̘̼̼̝̤͖̗̻̦̜ͥͨ̆̂ͩͭ͋͗ͯ̎̏ͯ̉͂ͮ͑̑ͦ͞ͅAͮͧͯͬ̀ͬ̋̂̽ͪ̿̓͑͋̈͊ͦͭ͏͏̛͇͇͎̤̱͎͙̻͕̠̦̪͖̰̜̜ͅN̴̙̬̯͙͉͙̫̪͇̘͕̘͍̫̞̺̾̾̾́̓̀ͣ͊̎̀̅ͨ͘̕͢D̷̶̨̰͓̣̹̣͕̩̬͖͚͉̓ͨ͛̅ͧ̒͂ͯ̑͐̓̏ͯ ̭̜̞̻̈́̐̿ͧ̐̊͌͋ͩ͋̈ͮ̆͆͆͋͊̋͜͞͠ͅN̊ͣ̅ͭͩ̾̅͊ͭ͊̑ͫͯͫ͐̚҉̵̛͈̪̯̦̪̖̀͜Ę̘̦̝̱͍͉̘̩͕̰̘̞̤̹̥̗̞ͧͦ̒̓̽ͬ̓̒̿ͮ̽ͨ͒̎̅ͯ́̀̚̕V̵̡̜͙̳̗̘̭̗̌̂̓ͦͨ̉̊̂̌̇̒͢͡͝ͅȨ̸̷̻̲͓͉̣̦̺̟̯̜̜̖ͣ̌̑̉̚Rͦ̓̇̔̈́ͫ̊͊̍̑͐̏̅̉ͫ̏͋̀̚͟͏̩̩͙̪̦͟͢ ̷̴̙̥̩͈̯͖͈̱͖̺̭̟̺̎̿ͧ̔̈͆̓ͩ́͘͜L̤̯̲͇̯̖̒̈́͆̔̈͂͋̀̀͜͢ͅO̴̧̤͚͕̤̜̝͉̤̟͂ͦ̂̀ͧͯ͘ͅǑ̧̦͚̭̱͓͓̝̝̜̯͇̦̖̖͔̹̠̰͒̄̕Ķ̜̮̩̬̲̺͉̫̬̻̺̲͉̲̲͖̋̐͗͂ͦ̒̽͒͆ͯͧͫ͑ͮ̐̆ͦͅ ̴͛̑ͮ́ͧ̌͗ͯ̈͛ͩͬͮ̔ͧ̔ͩ҉̱̦͕͕̬̬̠̻̪̰̖̟̗͈̰̻̼̣̞Ḅ̵̸̢͙̮̮͕̖̖̮̫̰̪ͬͩ̎̉̋̍̽̍ͦ̇̀͑ͧ͗ͭ̓̓̊Å̶ͮ̿͛ͣ̆ͪͭͣ͂ͬ̂̉͗ͥ̃͢͠͏̼̘̦̗̝̱̤̳̗̦̞C̢̡̜͙̭͈͐ͥ̓ͧ̒ͦͤ̌͂̒ͥ̓͊̈̊͘͠K̴̶̢̝̪͉͉̩͔͎͚̦̣̦͇͎̟̒̓̂̔̅ͫ̚!̨̾̑̀͐̇ͩ̋͌̆͠͏̯̰̖͈͈̠͙̞̪̝̘͇̩̳̤͎̕ͅ

EDIT: Victory is mine?
I've managed to see the ending now, and... I want to give this game another try, but I have to fix some stuff first, because otherwise, the game won't play again unless i reinstall the game from scratch, and I don't think that's actually necessary.
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Where has this game been all my life? I have fallen in love 100% with this title; even with graphically superior titles in my library such as Fallout: New Vegas, this just ends up being the more... fulfilling game? It's strange; Undertale seems to be equal parts RPG, decision making simulator, and SHMUP (which gets very bullet hell the further in you go), but it's also pretty simple and satisfying... and your choices matter. Pay attention to what the trailer for the game said: NO ONE HAS TO DIE. There's a way to ensure you don't kill a single thing if you play your cards right, but it's not really all that simple; even I needed help at certain parts, but I'm just about at the end of the game. Already, though, I feel like if I beat it, it'll still be too soon, the game was just that good.

To say I simply liked Borderlands 2 would qualify as the grossest understatement of the millennia; I absolutely love Borderlands 2! It reminds me a lot of the original game, though I'm starting with the alternate of a class I never played during Borderlands; L1m3 D0g, my Zer0 Assassin (I never played as Mordecai in Borderlands). Still, an excellent game! Now I just need to try playing it with friends (hopefully in the near future)!

Thus far, I'm not very experienced (or good) at Warframe (I basically still need tons of assistance from much more experienced friends of mine), but otherwise, it's been an interesting (and fun) game... even if I can't get jack on my own. Then again, at the "cost" of $0.00, I've lost nothing, now have I?

Y'know, I think the best way I can accurately describe Goat Simulator would be "barely controlled chaos", with emphasis on barely. You... are a goat. You... don't really do goat-styled things, however... that, or there's a much darker version of goats than I was previously aware of.

Still, if you can give it a go, I'd completely suggest it.

Left 4 Dead: The classic tale of Actury, Ruffian, Veteran, and WOMAN as they struggle on their quest for survival and PILLZ HEAR, all while dealing with each other while WOMAN gets ignored less.

In all seriousness, though, this is what got me started in co-op jambie survival (don't ask, I won't explain) FPS thing in the first place. I've been Louis, the "Actuary", in 100% of the games I've played thus far. I was also striving to become the Chocolate Shotgun Messiah, though that was markedly less successful (and, no, I've never achieved Cr0wned, despite my insistance for the Auto Shotgun).

Left 4 Dead 2: The bitter tale of Athletic Fat Man, Conman, Hick, and WOMAN as they strive to learn to work together and survive KIDDYLAND while AFM and Hick endure the insults of Conman, while everyone ignores WOMAN.

Seriously, though, I was given this game as a gift so I could play along with friends... but then I was forcibly moved back in with my RL mom, and lacked Internet access for the longest time, and by the time I was back on the 'Net, my old group of friends were no longer interested in playing this game. I attempted it solo, but with the AI as it is, I can't clear Dark Carnival.

FYI, I play Nick, the "Conman".