Added for trade ^^

This fortune intentionally not included.
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Fly Windows NT:
All the passengers carry their seats out onto the tarmac, placing the chairs
in the outline of a plane. They all sit down, flap their arms and make jet
swooshing sounds as if they are flying.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain?
A: Lawn Boy.
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Crackle: Those freakin' elves, man. They just came out of the trees, they just came out of the trees!
Pop: You saved my ass back there, man.
Crackle: You saved mine.
Crackle: [as he lifts his beer in a toast] Here's to Snap!
Pop: [they clink glasses] To Snap!
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Due to lack of disk space, this fortune database has been discontinued.
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Hmm. Ako tak vidim tento profil je suchý a preto som sa rozhodol ho trochu osladit a pridám vám sem moj recept na koláč.

1.Jablká ošúpeme, nakrájame na malé kúsky a v hrnci 5 minút povaríme so škoricou. Môžeme pridať 1 PL vody. Necháme vychladiť.

2.Vyvaľkané cesto rozprestrieme a nakrájame radlíkom na rovnaké štvorce, podľa počtu otvorov na forme na muffiny (12 ks). Každý štvorec vložíme do vymastenej formy.

3.Do každého košíčka vložíme lyžičkou predvarené jablká, pridáme koliesko banánu a na vrch čerstvé alebo odmrazené čučoriedky. Vyčnievajúce okraje cesta potrieme rozšľahaným vajíčkom a dáme piecť do rúry. Pečieme cca 10 minút pri teplote 210 °C, potom teplotu znížime a dopečieme do zlatista a chrumkava. Dobrú chuť!

Is that a pr0 widowmaker?

+rep plž je mega zlaťák

+150xp - best m8 4 playing
+ rep - best partner 4 minecraft till 4am
+ rep - best motorcycle rider
+ rep - nice aimbot
+ rep - best games 4 playing
+ special XP 4 playing KSP