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A typical Zyzz wants others to believe they are fantastic ("fully sick brah!"), at least according to the shallow value-system of some greasy world-view. To this end, a Zyzz will seek out followers, gaining low-IQ sycophants in the process.
Typical Zyzz: "Come at me brah! I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥' bench press all of you! Then I'll ♥♥♥♥, like, 21 sluts!"
Closely associated with an ostentatious, steroid-fueled bodybuilding lifestyle, a typical Zyzz is a young man from an Middle Eastern background who is fixated upon their own physical appearance, with a particular focus on muscle development.
A Zyzz is stylistically related to the 'guido' or 'wog', but unlike the guido who hails from Italian roots, a Zyzz will be of an Arab, or Iranian ethnic background. A Zyzz is also specifically focused on the gym lifestyle, differing from the guido's slightly wider spectrum of sleazy activities.
Like their cultural cousin the guido, a Zyzz may loudly play dance music, bleach their teeth, live in the gym, frequent tanning salons, get highly visible tattoos, cosmetic surgery, and will wear clothes & other items aimed at attracting attention to themselves.
-awkward as ♥♥♥♥
-start working out
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥ zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥ zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥ zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥ zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school