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We are gathered here to mourn the loss of our friend Gronk. Gronk was more than a Half-Orc. He was a barbarian, a damage sponge, a fearless tank and our friend. Why Gronk had to pull that lever, unleashing a torrential downpour of live pirhanas on him, we will never know. Why, after killing a majority of the pirhanas, he chose to jump in after the few that escaped into the river, we will never know. And why Gronk decided to try to consume that shark whole, we will never know. What we do know now, is that Gronk has a severe shark allergy, and I think we all regret not knowing that earlier. Goodbye Gronk, goodbye. And in your own eternal words, "Gronk."
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