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He stinks

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Cant drink water

+rep cool dude

🚙🎁💃🍧🎫💄🥗🐝🐟🌋📗⚡🔋🎈 → 👔 Don't you feel more like you do now... 🥞
🌂🎍📒💙💗🚘💛🎄⛳🎫🍖🚕🔋🐠 → 🍇...than you did when you came in? 👳
🏀🕺📀🚙🎽🌽🏓📗👽🚗👃🍧📕🐟 → 💚 Lucky Numbers: 👑
🌳💃🌏💛😺🐊👹🍆🥗👔⚡💄🥒💎 → 🌸 57,33,46 🚕