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62 of 62 (100%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Extermination

Kill 50 aliens
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 11:56am

Annihilation

Kill 100 aliens
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 12:36pm

Nuclear Devastation

Kill 250 aliens
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 2:01pm

Hippy-Stomper

Foot stomp 12 aliens
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 2:03pm

Judge, Jury, Executioner

Execute 20 aliens
Unlocked 30 May, 2014 @ 3:41am

Trapper

Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines
Unlocked 30 May, 2014 @ 4:34am

Freeze Well!

Kill 15 frozen aliens
Unlocked 30 May, 2014 @ 6:25am

Road Rage

Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck
Unlocked 29 May, 2014 @ 11:23am

Fork the Pork

Kill 6 aliens with the forklift
Unlocked 30 May, 2014 @ 5:49am

Dead Useful

Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 1:18pm

Tosser... in the Literal Sense

Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 11:41am

Duke Angry, Duke Smash!

Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 2:00pm

Noms

Eat 10 pieces of food during the SP campaign
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 10:51am

On the Noggin'

Kill 30 aliens with headshots
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 1:36pm

Substance Abuser

Drink beer while on steroids or vice-versa in SP
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 11:44am

Natural Disaster 3x

Kill 3 aliens at once
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 11:59am

Full Body Tourettes

Get knocked down 10 times
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 2:34pm

Turd Burglar

Find and steal a piece of poo
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 10:24am

I Need a Towel

Get hit by 10 Pregnator bombs
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 2:19pm

Baron von Nukem

Shoot down 20 alien fighters
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 12:00pm

I Need a Date

Look at every page of a calendar in SP
Unlocked 30 May, 2014 @ 4:58am

Sticky Bomb Like You!

Put a Trip Mine on a live alien
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 12:45pm

Big Guns, Big Ships

Blow up 5 enemy gunships or dropships
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 11:59am

Air-Duke

Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club
Unlocked 29 May, 2014 @ 9:30am

Balls of Steel

Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score in SP
Unlocked 31 May, 2014 @ 9:25am

Flagon of Chuckles

Drink a beer in SP
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 11:37am

Juiced

Take steroids in SP
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 11:44am

He's Got a Hologram!

Use a Holoduke in SP
Unlocked 29 May, 2014 @ 10:47am

Drawrings

Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 10:26am

I Am All That Is Man

Discover all ego cap rewards
Unlocked 30 May, 2014 @ 2:41pm

Gunslinger

Carry the gold pistol through the whole SP campaign
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 10:24am

Piece of Cake

Complete the SP campaign on Easy Difficulty
Unlocked 30 May, 2014 @ 3:01pm

Let's Rock

Complete the SP campaign on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 10:37am

Come Get Some

Complete the SP campaign on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2014 @ 4:02pm

Damn, I'm Good

Complete the SP campaign on Insane Difficulty
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2018 @ 2:11pm

Special Thanks

Watch the credits all the way through
Unlocked 30 May, 2014 @ 3:13pm

Bucket Head

Find all 3 helmets in the SP campaign
Unlocked 30 May, 2014 @ 2:34pm

Call Waiting

Listen to all phone messages
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 9:55am

Party Animal

Drink all of the beers in the strip club
Unlocked 29 May, 2014 @ 9:47am

Pescaphobe

Kill all of the catfish in the underwater level
Unlocked 30 May, 2014 @ 2:37pm

Sunday, Black Sunday

Shoot down the blimp above the stadium
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 10:30am

Nobody Likes a Whiner

Knock out the talent at the talk show
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 11:05am

Lots of Whacking

Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club
Unlocked 29 May, 2014 @ 9:38am

Companion Barrel

Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop
Unlocked 30 May, 2014 @ 6:11am

One-Eyed Freak

Defeat the Cycloid
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 10:32am

Pit Champion

Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 1:08pm

Not Bad for a Human

Defeat the Alien Queen
Unlocked 28 May, 2014 @ 2:44pm

A Good Dam Fight

Defeat the Battlelord on the Hoover Dam
Unlocked 30 May, 2014 @ 4:44am

Octacide

Defeat the Octaking
Unlocked 30 May, 2014 @ 6:28am

Beating the One-Eyed Worm

Defeat the Energy Leech
Unlocked 30 May, 2014 @ 2:40pm

Bubble Buster

Kill 10 expanded enemies with melee attacks
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 7:15am

Threesome

Kill 3 enemies within 3 seconds with the Impregnader
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 6:42am

Passive Aggressive

Let 20 enemies die by someone else's hand
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 2:35pm

Bloody Red Rover

Kill 30 enemies with the moon rover
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 3:40pm

Scientits

Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score on the Scientits pinball machine
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 3:05pm

Heart to Heart

Finish Doctor Proton
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 7:09am

Another Piece of Cake

Beat the DLC campaign on Easy Difficulty
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 4:13pm

Let's Rock Out

Beat the DLC campaign on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 6:58am

Come Get a Little More

Beat the DLC campaign on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2014 @ 2:04pm

Damn, I'm REALLY Good

Beat the DLC campaign on Expert Difficulty
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2018 @ 3:58pm

I Am All That Is Man - Again!

Discover all Ego cap rewards in the DLC campaign
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 3:51pm

Hedonist, not Misogynist

Discover and reject the video game that lets you slap women
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 2:57pm