Recent reviews by schwomper

fixed it

like crack but bad for your health

IM GONNA GLOOM OH GOD IM GONNA GHGHNGNH BY HTE NINES IM GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

10/10 except for the wicked beast eating my entire shotgun and pistol ammo because hes built different i guess

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Saved my life.

I was poor, bound to a wheelchair. Every day I broke my arms, and every night I suffered when my legs broke. There was no cure, no amount of painkillers that could help with the sadness. Until Natsuki.

I understand what those who basked in God's warmth felt - the banishing of the shadows, the freeing from the shackles, the warm embrace. With merely two words from Natsuki, I was a new man.

Today I can walk, I have two wifes and 32 kids. I live a good life in Morioh, and I am eternally grateful to Dan Salvato for saving me from my prison of flesh.

9/10 still needs more Natsuki content.

ME LIKE

Good game, but now I can't trigger my grandpa's PTSD without triggering mine as well.
9/10

A short masterpiece, buy it.

very stinky

sure would suck if I matched you, a mere level 20, with Apex Predators, eh?