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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 2:13pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:09am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:51pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:08am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 12:23pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:45am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 5:01pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:10am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:49pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:09am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 1:43am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:29am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:29am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 2:31pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:54am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:20am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:36am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:26am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 5:31pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:56am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:41am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:05am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:17am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:56pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:04am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:05am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:54am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:47pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 3:09am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:57am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:15am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:39am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:29am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:33am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:24am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:59am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:49am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:23am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:49am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:49am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:22pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:04am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:26am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:26am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:09am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:48pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:20am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:20am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 11:26pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 12:23pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 3:52pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:15am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:37am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:36am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:35am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:29am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:44am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:23pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:17am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:58pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:04pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:15am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:56am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:20am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:59am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:11am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:18am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:49am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:18am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:27am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:27am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:24am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:02pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:39am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:48am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:24am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:01pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:26pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:58am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:58am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:31am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:29am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:30am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:35am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:17am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:17am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:27am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:21am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:52am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 8:48pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:52am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:52am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 8:49pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:22am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:52am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 2:24am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 2:24am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 2:24am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 5:27pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:57pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:30am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:04am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:11am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 2:00pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:24am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:56am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:58am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:58am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:05am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:19am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:05am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:17am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:56am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:30am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:58am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:17am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:19am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:56am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:36am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:38am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:48am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:58am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:08am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:22am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:17am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:14pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:04pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:56am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:19am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:07am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:10am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:32am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:36am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:10am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:02am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:07pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:13am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:37am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 10:16am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 4:32pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:40am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:10am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 12:05am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:15am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:08am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:05am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:25am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:10am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:13am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:50pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:18am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:17am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:38am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:18am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:49am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:49am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:40am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:20am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:26am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:17am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:18am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:40am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:48am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:38am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:48am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:49am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:40am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 12:05am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:45am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:50am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 2:32pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:06am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:29am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:56am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:38am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:40am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:36am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:18am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 2:25am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:17am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:38am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:56am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:40am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 12:15am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:49am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:09pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 12:15am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:52am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:49am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:56am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:49am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:38pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:49am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 2:25am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:37pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:49am



Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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