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13 of 24 (54%) achievements earned:
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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2018 @ 12:33pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 10:03am

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 10:27am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 10:26am

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2018 @ 2:12pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2018 @ 9:29am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2018 @ 12:31pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2018 @ 12:45pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2018 @ 12:41pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2018 @ 12:48pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2018 @ 1:09pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2018 @ 1:28pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2018 @ 1:29pm



Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool