Recent reviews by Tahto

Honestly a great remaster of the original game, with better graphics and gameplay.
At times voice acting delivery can be a touch stale but otherwise great.
Also, the ""AI"" is meant to mispronounce words, its just a text-to-speech more meant to be scuffed, it fits into the messed up post-apocalypse setting

Honestly just very fun. Movement is surprisingly fluid once ya get used to it, the combat is pretty fun with the skill variety, and the rpg systems are decent.
If the booba and jiggle are stopping ya from buy/playing it, there is settings to reduce the jiggle and limit the amount of booba on characters. Can even turn off the boobs entirely on your character if ya want.

Like Dragon's Dogma 1, Dragon's Dogma 2 is great. Also all the NPCs are hot.

Sure your ass is thicc but how thicc is your love for Democracy?

Been playing since early access and it only got so much better. 269% worth your time and you'll love every second of it if this is anywhere near your type jam.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ does is this game ALL the fun. Even on the easier difficulty was flailing and headbanging like a madman in all the correct ways. Harder songs were even more of that, so even better. Just do yourself a favor and just this once, if its there that is, dropkick the notion of "EaRlY AcCeSs" in the damn jewels and get this game. Actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥ good rhythm game that honestly can so easily just keep going up from where it is

A wholesome game about raising some good eggs n chooks

Was a bit skeptical on wether or not the game was as jank as people said.
Turns out, was rather jank in certain respects. Which will just go real quick over.
A: The Optimization, the game is laggy af. Any time I went into a new area, the game would just chug if I even flinched. Hell I got out of the tutorial and I thought the game froze from the la... actually it probably did,
B: Character Customization, idk if it's just me or what is presented in the creator vs what ya get in game, just doesn't match up. I mean it ain't that bad of a thing I just felt like some details just didn't carry over as well.
C: Combat, could be better handled. Like I could get used to it, I almost did by the end of the 4th hour but it was almost unconfortable on my hand to use skills and switch skill palletes while moving. While in the first 4 hours that might not be an issue as nothing has to be activily dodged, I can see it being a problem in any boss fight with movement mechanics.
other than that, servicable as far as I can tell. I'd put a 4th thing for item shop but I just didn't bother. Why make myself sad looking at that, right?
If looking to try, I guess go for it? I'd personally just say don't. Just dont. Not until it at least gets optimized to working standards.

memes and pantsu 10/10

Been playing this for a good bit lately and... it's pretty boring most of the time. Just building, waiting for resources, the occasional sea battle, and a repair period. Did I mention the waiting? Cause there is a TON OF WAITING! Wait for resources, wait for your buidlings to stop being full, wait for your scout to return, wait for one of your three burning ships to finish repairing so any other burning ones can be repaired before they sink, wait for the one that sank to finish rebuilding. For me, had to wait offline for a solid days worth of time before playing for a few hours and waiting a day again. If anything, I am guessing at end game when you have unlocked the entire island and have a continent worth of resources with a quick refill will the waiting stop for the most part. Still.... I want to play more.