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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:03pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:17am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:21am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:53am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:39am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 4:47am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:21am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:09am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:45am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:20am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:50am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:50am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:50am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:59pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:07am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:03am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:19am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:17am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:23am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:23am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:41am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:25am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:23am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:53am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:33am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:09am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:28am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:43am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:54am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:50am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:21am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:22am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:06am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:19am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:17am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:03am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:10am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:07am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:06am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:06am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:11am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:52am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:03am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:49am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:07am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:54am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:53am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:46am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:59am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:22am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:14am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:46am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:23am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:21am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:25am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:09pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:26am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:47am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:53am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:52am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:39am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:47am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:50am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:19am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:50am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:39am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:25am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:29am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:53am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:53am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:50am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:29am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:30am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:25am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:30am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:52am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:36am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:14am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:28pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:37am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:19am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:12am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:31am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:04am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:23am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:32am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:59am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:58am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:58am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:35am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:50am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:53am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:50am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:24am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:25am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:42am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:34am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:15pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:15pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:30pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:52am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:36am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:09am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:57am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:19am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:48pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:24pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:45am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:29am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:11am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:29am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:53am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:09am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:26am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:50am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:42am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:50am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:50am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:42am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:36am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:20am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:40am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:33am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:00pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:40pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:29pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:36am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:36am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:36am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:58am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:03pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:16am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:43am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:09am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:30am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:03am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:17am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:44am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:23am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:20am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:47am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:13am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:13am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:58am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:06am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:50am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:37pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:30pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:25pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:17am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:40am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:58am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:16am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:17am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:07am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:07am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:56am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:39am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:23am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:27am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:21am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:51am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:04am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:58am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:17am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:40am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:02pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:43am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:10am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:56pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:25pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:16am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:18pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:07am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:48pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:50pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:50pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:52am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:51am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:29pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:50am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:37am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:15pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:17am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:11am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:14am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:07am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:13am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:46am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:23am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:26am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:38am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:04am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:15am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 10:01pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 10:28am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:36am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:36am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:40am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:04am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:30pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:37am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:04am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:04am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:47am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:51am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 3:41am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:53am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:16am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:40am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:10am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:52am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:50am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:13am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:50am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:50pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:10pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked