Recent reviews by Prozac Swordsman

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE CREEK FELL? ALL ROBOTS MUST DIE. I PUT A .44 THROUGH MY TOASTER THIS MORNING AND I HAD TO PUT HAND CRANKED WINDOWS IN MY TRUCK. GIVE ME MY VETERANS DISCOUNT!

OH BOY, ITS TIME TO DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!

Do you like screaming? Being on fire? How about both at the same time?
If you've ever sat around and thought "Gee, I sure wish the trees were exploding and also yelling at me in Vietnamese" then this is the game for you.

Are you looking to "do the entire village"? Or maybe bring freedom and democracy to a malnourished 14 year old rice farmer who just blew your squadmates face off with a rifle that was outdated 80 years ago?

For the low low price of whatever RS2:V costs, you can get all this:

Includes:
-Trees!
-Exploding Trees!
-War Crimes!
-Screaming!
-Being on Fire!
-Being killed by the same sniper 8 times in a row because you keep attacking from the same position!
-Rank 1 players taking the Commander slot and ambush deploying people in an open field by accident!
-Dumping a magazine through the walls of a wooden hut because you heard footsteps then hearing the guy you hit slowly gurgle blood for 7 minutes before dying! But you cant leave because a VC MG is watching the street outside and already killed Bill and John. Oh god. I'm trapped. What are we going to d
-Air strikes!

Atmostpheric and tense. Brilliant character and map design.
Fun game would get hunted by robodogs again.

Amazing if you can get a squad that actually communicates.
Also loves crashing during the most intense moments.
Probably the only early release game I don't regret buying.

The stealth mechanics are incredible.
I walked out into the middle of the road, hiding in plain sight, about 30 meters in front of two nameless German gunts and I did it so stealthily that they compltely forgot the war was on and didn't open fire until I shot one of their ♥♥♥♥♥ off.

Do not pay money for this game.

7/10, needs more testicles.