Our Captain, who art in matchmaking,
Hallowed be thy headshots.
Thy bomb plant come,
Thy retake be done, on Inferno as it is on Nuke.
Give us this day our eco rounds,
And forgive us our team flashes, as we forgive those who spam voice chat.
Lead us not into save rounds, but deliver us from smurfs:
For thine is the defuse kit, the AK, and the victory, forever in overtime. AWP-men.