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Recent reviews by swift

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2,782.3 hrs on record (2,262.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
i mean its alright
Posted 16 March, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
From technologically advanced game mechanics to outstanding graphics, this game is truly a piece of art. I recommend this game to everyone from toddlers to grandparents alike. These 33 minutes I have on this game have been the best 33 minutes of my entire existence. I just don't understand why this game is not hanging up in a national museum already. It should be on the front page of Steam and practically everywhere. This game is so simple, yet so majestic and effortlessly easing. My duty as a human being at this current moment is to tell every single person I make eye contact with about this glorious, breathtaking masterpiece. I will "b" telling my aunts, uncles, parents, grandparents, ancestors, and pets about this game. Thank you, b, for all that you have given me in all of its glory.
Posted 14 March, 2020.
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9 people found this review helpful
151.2 hrs on record (31.6 hrs at review time)
Update 0.8.20 ruined the game
Posted 15 November, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
434.5 hrs on record (198.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
fkn campers
Posted 29 August, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
348.7 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
sh!t game
oh yeah and also add me i am buying steam trading cards if you see this
Posted 27 February, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.3 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
SO FREAKIN' FUNNY HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted 8 September, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.0 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
This game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard. You will ragequit very, very easily. This. SUCKS.
Posted 24 June, 2014.
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