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met this dude as a hemorrhoids patient, we've talked a great among of time.
noticed abnormality of this dude, its a last day of my hospital life.
he was like "I wanna a hamburger with lots of piculs that made of your butt"
It's very lucky for me cuz I was going to eat it for myself.
SAVE YOUR BUTT PICULS
If you still love me, pls call this number https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=Gs-8NHaKoub0nHi9
I missed you piggy. When talking to ya like this, i always remember that our past life. do u remember that we lover each other? I hope u r doing well and surviving.
Pathetic my piggy, don't listen to new bf. I believe that we will fix our relationship.
From ur biddy <3
gg
i hope i never have to play against him again
I invited him to my house for a splitgate lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
:( feels bad
and here is my faceit : https://www.faceit.com/fr/players/JUURGEN
the last time i was VAC is 19 years ago
Just for your information, im playing since 1999 and have played on 5 different version of cs ;)
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