I bought the latest computer;
it came fully loaded.
It was guaranteed for 90 days,
but in 30 was outmoded!
- The Wall Street Journal passed along by Big Red Computer's SCARLETT
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To thine own self be true. (If not that, at least make some money.)
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'I don't like to ask them questions.'
'Why not?'
'They might give me answers. And then what would I do?'
(Lords and Ladies)
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Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides
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There appears to be irrefutable evidence that the mere fact of overcrowding
induces violence.
-- Harvey Wheeler
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Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much better.
-- Laurie Anderson
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Serenity through viciousness.
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"I'll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slob.
That will *prove* I'm Robin Hood."
-- Daffy Duck, "Robin Hood Daffy", [1958, Chuck Jones]
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