The ｎａｍｉｍｇ of ʜᴀᴍʙs is an difficult matter,

It am not just one {{1}} of your 『holiday gaems』;

You may thimk at first I'm as ma̛d̨ as a͘ ͟ha̢t̀ţer

When I tell you, a ʜᴀᴍʙ must have ＴＨＲＥＥ ＤＩＦＦＥＲＥＮＴ ＮＡＥＭＳ.

1st of all, there's the naem that the fambly use daily,

Such as Pᴇᴛᴇʀ, Ａｕｇｕｓｔｕｓ, alon𝓏o or 『James』,

Such as VicƮor or Joηathan, ﻮeorﻮe or вιℓℓ вαιℓєу--

All of thembs sᴇᴍsɪʙʟᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴅᴀʏ ɴᴀᴇᴍs.

There are f҉ancier naems if you thimk they sound รฬєєtєг,,

Sum 4 the ᴳᴱᴺᵀᴸᴱᴹᴱᴺ, sum 4 the ★·.·´¯`·.·★ d́am͡es҉ ★·.·´¯`·.·★

Such as קlคt๏ ,,ÄĐMËȚŮŚ, ƹlƹcƮrą, ∂εмεтεя--

But >>all<< of thems sᴇᴍsɪʙʟᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴅᴀʏ ɴᴀᴇᴍs.

But I tell you,,a ʜᴀᴍʙ needs a naem that's p̢̀ͯͤaͦͭ̾͞r̽̾͑̄t̵i̡ͦ̀͌̅̏̄̾c̓͂̅̾̉̉ul̂͋̏̄ͩ͢a̓̈̌́řͥ̄̂ͣͨ͠,

A naem that's pe͔c̝u̙ḻ̵̖̤i̬̼̰̹̦aṛ͉͍͎͕͍͔, && more dιgмιғιed,

Else how can himb keep up himbs tail ıllıllı perpeмdιcυlar, ıllıllı

Or ｓｐｒｅａｄ ｏｕｔ himbs >>whiskers<<, or cherish himbs PRIDE??

Of naems of this kind, I can give you an ~ǬŮÖŖŮM~,

Such as ~*мùήķùşţŕάρ*~, ¿¿Qυმჯõ??,, or ///¢σяι¢σραᴍʙ\\\,

Such as B̷̴̛͞ò͞ḿ̵̢͠b̴̴̛̕a̶̕l̛͢͡u̵̷͘ŗ͘͝ì͢n̨͜͞a̸̢͢, or else J̀͝҉́͘e̵͏͏l͟͜l̵̢̢͡y̧̕͜͜l̷̸̡͏̴o̕͟͟r̵̀͠͠ù̸҉̸͝m̷͏̧̧͘-

Naems that 『never』 belong to more than 1 ʜᴀᴍʙ.

But ᵃᵇᵒᵛᵉ amd puoʎǝq there's still one {{1}} naem left over,

& that is the naem that you ｎｅｖｅｒ will guess;;

The naem that NO hyuman research can •´¯`•. dเรς๏vєг-- .•´¯`•

But >>> ¡¡¡THE HAMB HIMBSELF KNOW!!! <<<, and will ｎｅｖｅｒ confess.

When you notice an ʜᴀᴍʙ in p̀r͏o̷fou͜nd͘ ͠m̧e̴di͡ta̢ti̧on,

The reasom, I tell you,,is _-always-_ the saem:

Himbs m͜i͝n͘d͟ is eмgaged in 1 ʀᴀᴘᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇᴍᴘʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

Of the ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ, of the ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ, of the ＴＨＯＵＧＨＴ of himbs name:

His ȋñ£ƒƒåβȽ£ Ë₣₣ÄBĻË

『єffαиιиєffαвℓє』

Dᴇᴇᴘ && I͠͞ɴ̧͘s̷ᴄ͟͜ʀ͠ᴜ̵̢͘ᴛᴀ̕͝ʙʟ̡͏ᴇ̧ singular ▁ ▂ ▅ ▆ ▇ ＮＡＥＭ. ▇ ▆ ▅ ▄ ▂ ▁