> hasn't opened steam in years
> still has more games, hours, and achievements than me
> i game nearly daily
> mfw

>featured games
>factorio
>no punchline

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The West has fallen! The West has fallen!

type of dude to excuse himself outside to fart

type of dude to smell microwaved eggs and say "mmm gourmet"

I was in school right? Its 3rd period, english (or as i like to call it LAME period😂) and my teacher tries starting the lession. I shouted "SUS!" At the top of my lungs and looked around the classroom to see if anybody was laughing. My teacher looked at me a frowned like i was an idiot. I saw my crush Bethany sitting on the complete opposite side of the room from me, i winked and her and did my best troll face impression. She looked at me for a second like she was confused and then looked down at her desk. I guess she's a normie lol. I knew that since she didnt get my first joke i'd do a fortnite reference, so i jumped out of my desk while the teacher was mid lesson and i started flossing infront of the whole class. I screamed "THE TEACHER IS THE IMPOSTER" but nobody laughed and my teacher looked shocked. I got sent to the principals office and told the principal it was just a meme. Of course the principal is too old to understand so i thought of a joke that he'd get.