Sir Tow Mater is a fictional anthropomorphic tow truck and major character in the Disney/Pixar Cars franchise. His appearances include the feature films Cars, Cars 2, and Cars 3, as well as in the TV series Cars Toons and Cars on the Road. Mater is also a playable character in each of the Cars video game installments. He is voiced by Larry the Cable Guy.

Have I ever told you the tale of Big Chungus the Wise? He was so floppy and so sassy that once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, he approached me and introduced himself as "Big Chungus," and consequently commanded that I get down on one knee and kneel for the national anthem, while he replaced every lyric with, "Oh say can you Chung?" And I says to him I says, "big chungus eh?" He tells me, "Aye. And the gamers of the Alt-Left call me Swain... the vampire." I look him dead into his big, beaty, MEATY, timeless, lifeless eyes, and ponder... are we no strangers to love? Does he know the rules? Do I? Is a full commitment what he is thinking of? Would he... would he get this from any other guy?

Have I ever told you the tale of Big Chungus the Wise? He was so floppy and so sassy that once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, he approached me and introduced himself as "Big Chungus," and consequently commanded that I get down on one knee and kneel for the national anthem, while he replaced every lyric with, "Oh say can you Chung?" And I says to him I says, "big chungus eh?" He tells me, "Aye. And the gamers of the Alt-Left call me Swain... the vampire." I look him dead into his big, beaty, MEATY, timeless, lifeless eyes, and ponder... are we no strangers to love? Does he know the rules? Do I? Is a full commitment what he is thinking of? Would he... would he get this from any other guy?

can we date?

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