Recent reviews by Meester Applecake

I bought this luckily on sale, because +/- 40 euros for 6,5 hour gameplay is a waste.
Not even that great.

´Don´t be intimidated, Squidward. Try to imagine him in his underpants.´

´Oh no, he´s hot!´

This is by far one of the easiest and most boring shooters I have played in a while.
Story non-existant, characters bland.
Crafting is overpowered: just going explosive shotgun makes every other gun in this game worthless.
Car sections are a pain; the racing part is just a sad excuse for a 'Mad Max' feeling.
Hard mode and all above are still cakewalks.
DLC was just pathetic, Sarah was just a oversexualized.

BUT
Nothing so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ satisfying as the wingstick in this game. That thing was the only reason I kept playing.
Even the endgame with the minigun was nothing compared with the joy I had with just
that boomerang.

A realistic WW2 simulator doens't exi....

For an Alpha: 10/10 DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES

It´s pretty good, I guess.