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9.6 hrs on record
Holy crap.
Posted 9 January.
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32.3 hrs on record (16.7 hrs at review time)
RP MODE TURN ON:>>>

As a seasoned Clan Smoke Jaguar officer, I did not expect PGI to have the capability of producing a simulation worthy of the Remembrance. With their dezgra track record, and the questionable motives of their founders, I found having faith in this project to be... difficult.

While some liberties have been taken for the sake of brevity, I admit this effort to be worthy of my Clan and its legacy.

I shall report back after I discover whether or not I get to melt Edo as it deserves. Spheroid scum.

- Star Colonel Gloriana Furey

RP MODE TURN OFF.>>>

FINE. You did it. I didn't think you could, not after... everything. Props. PS - Russ, tweeting about "your" game to Elon? Sir. The team clearly wrested control away from you, and that's probably why the game is actually good.

You should've listened to us about MWO back in mIRC. We could've saved you a lot of trouble. Instead we had to force y'all to give us lobbies by sync dropping. <sigh> You see now, don't you? You never could use TT rules in a PVP sim. We had to break you over and over and over.

Well done so far PGI, it's been a long road. I still have more than half the game to go, and I was afraid of what you'd do to my beloved sick-headed Clan. But as soon as I approached Turtle Bay, my nerd glee glowed.

- Glory
Steel Jaguar (the bestest team that ever was and one of the handful of competitive teams responsible for why you even HAVE your janky "World Championships"... and probably a lot of why your game survived)

PS - hi Paul
PSSS - JAGUARS FOREVER!

RP MODE TURN ON:>>>

We have expunged Turtle Bay of its filth. And rightly so.

RP MODE TURN OFF:>>>

Yay! Never thought any dev would go there. Thank you for going there. (Russ is still a butt for calling it "his" game. GJ team.)
Posted 7 November, 2024. Last edited 9 November, 2024.
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539.0 hrs on record (100.3 hrs at review time)
Just be sure you don't have anything important to do for the next few weeks...
Posted 22 September, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.0 hrs on record
The story is interesting but the gameplay leaves a lot to be desired.
Posted 1 September, 2024.
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37.9 hrs on record (29.3 hrs at review time)
is gud
Posted 18 January, 2024.
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3.4 hrs on record
Yes this is game. Is good. Kekel is best. Top 5 favorite of all time (not lying).
Posted 2 December, 2022.
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11.5 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
Actually fun, in a way other games of the genre have not been in recent years.

Does feel like a big stompy robot.

Single player dialogue is funny as.
Posted 27 May, 2022.
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8.0 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Beautiful game, love the voice acting, it really adds to the experience. Little extra animations like Shane pressing buttons frantically when panicked also adds to the atmosphere.
Posted 10 November, 2019.
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