It's the middle of the night, your just chilling and zoning out on the TV, enjoying a ham/cheese sandwich when suddenly: *BIFF* Batman punches in your front door, the explosive force of which takes out a good portion of the front of your house. Lightning suddenly lights the recently dark corners of your vision as he approaches you and you start to shiver in fear. He points to you and says. . .

"I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK!"