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28 of 50 (56%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 4:50am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 8:07am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 7:04am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 6:40am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 1:21am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 12:10am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 11:29pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 6:59am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 3:34am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 8:13am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 12:51am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 12:55am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 6:32am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 8:14am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 5:59am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 12:51am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 5:19am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 9:44am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 6:04am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 12:19am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 12:48am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 12:52am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 12:47am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 12:25am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 6:03am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 2:33am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 3:27am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 6:48am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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