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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 8:56pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 11:33pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 2:49am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 9:04pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2014 @ 9:49pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 11:36pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2014 @ 11:35pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 1:35am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2014 @ 10:03pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2014 @ 10:42pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 8:24pm

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 12:02am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2014 @ 9:24pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 8:30pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2014 @ 2:16am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2014 @ 12:06am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 11:38pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 9:05pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2014 @ 9:42pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2014 @ 10:17pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2014 @ 10:13pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 2:04am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 12:32am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 11:37pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 1:19am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 12:15am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 12:26am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 1:23am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 1:43am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2014 @ 4:52pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 1:38am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 1:40am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 11:57pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 2:41am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 11:50pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 1:45am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 12:09am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 1:38am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 1:40am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2014 @ 5:11pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 12:14am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 11:38pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 3:09am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 11:46pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 1:53am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 1:49am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2014 @ 2:04am

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 1:20am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 2:03am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 2:32am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 2:13pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 3:19am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 2:22pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 2:15am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 1:11am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 3:39am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 3:20am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 1:10am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 3:43am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 2:23am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 3:16am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 3:28am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 2:57am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 10:03pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 2:41am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 1:13am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 1:07am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 1:35am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 3:15am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 2:01am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 1:25am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 5:08am

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 4:44am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 4:44am

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 12:48am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 9 May, 2015 @ 7:45am

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 4:55am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 12:27am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 4:56am

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 4:11am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 4:07am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 4:02am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 4:49am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 10 May, 2015 @ 4:45am

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 5:17am

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 12:32am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 11:56pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2015 @ 10:00pm

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 5:42am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 5:15am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 5:10am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 5:08am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 5:10am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 5:16am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 5:21am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 5:17am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 5:24am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 4:56am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 4:48am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 5:13am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 5:52am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 4:52am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 4:53am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 4:58am

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 5:50am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 4:59am

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 7:55pm

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 8:24pm

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 6:12am

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 8:16pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2016 @ 12:51am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 8:01pm



Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.