Recent reviews by Stormy

You get what you pay for. Straight to the point, boss rush. Honestly my favorite of any soulslike not made by fromsoft. Despite what some of the other reviews say, I never really felt that any of the bosses were unfair. They provided a pretty fun challenge and most of them were pretty well designed. (Save for the ice dude and the one on the lava bridge) Maybe I just happened to choose them in the right order or something, but I never had to reorder my sacrifices.

The one with the two headless chicks with the lightning and axes is one of my favorite bosses ever. Challenging but fair, kicked my ass several times.

>Play game all day every day with friends after getting gifted in 2013
>Start try-harding around the end of 2015
>MG1 is the goal, so I can at least say I'm not 'bad' anymore
>Grind for months
>achieve Master Guardian on December 6th, 2015
>R8/Matchmaking update December 8th, 2015
>Back in SE
>Drop game for like 4-5 years
>Pick it back up casually during pandemic
>Relive old times from highschool

The new matchmaking update actually seems to be putting me with people who are the same skill level as me now, and I'm averaging mid scores KDA/ADR wise. I can actually feel my skill start to improve again as now I'm matched with more players who are taking the game seriously and allowing me to focus on getting as good as I was in the old days.

Brings back memories of all the animated wallpapers I had in Win7, but better. Honestly a necessary piece of software for any real PC enthusiast.

Most people giving negative reviews are probably not used to soulsborne or soulslike games. For two weeks out of early access, the game is pretty good. Graphics make good use of Unreal, the visuals are really solid. If they keep up with it, it could be a pretty good game.

>6th or 7th playthrough
>Kill the assasin in the church of Yorshka
>Died half way up the stairs to Pontiff
>Whatever, I forgot to grab the bone shard anyway
>Go out back to grab the bone shard
>invaded.jpeg
>Spend twenty minutes trying to find invader
>Go back to bonefire
>Seven statues stand in the church
>Wait I did kill the assassin, right?
I lost my souls.