Recent reviews by shark

I like to play while eating tin of beans

The game is amazing. It combines exploration and freedom with creativity in a way that makes playing it really easy and fun. Even feeling a little bit lost in it is fun, because the dialogue is so enthralling. Not to mention that no matter how lost in finding an item one could be the end goal is HUMILIATE THE FRENCH.

it's absoloute neckbeardry filth, it's as sad that this game exists as it is that it's in my games library; nonetheless as it was gifted to me i felt obliged to play and sadly the game itself was very fun, vibrant and an enjoyable arcade style experience with an excellent soundtrack.
if i'm a degenerate for owning it then at least i'm a degenerate who's having fun.
10/10 would recieve again

EDIT: The DLC is once again of highly enjoyable quality; the soundtrack, vibrant yet simplistic art style that compliments the playstyle and just enough challenge to make it highly disastifying to fail but enjoyable enough to add to the playability.

Given the price this game is easily worth it even if you only play it through once or twice and are even slightly interested.

1v1 no crossbows ya nerd

WHY DIDN'T YOU QUICKSAVE JOSH? I SAID TO HIT F5 REGULARLY, BUT YOU DIDN'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DO IT AND WE LOST 11 HOURS OF PROGRESS?

Good game though.

This game is short, unscary and cost me £6.
I was so dissatisfied with it, i had to convince one of my friends it was amazing so that they bought it, and i didn't feel like i was the only idiot wasting £6.

Who is Garry, what does he want from me? Get the game and you will not find out, they don't want you to find out.
But i know... yes i know all to well... i know what they don't want you to know, i know it all.
Can you say that you know? No.
Can you say that i know? Yes.
Henceforth you know i know, because i know i know.

Wake up sheeple.

Some memories of your childhood are joyous and so in seeing this game on offer, remembered having it on my PS2 as a wee lad back in Yorkshire. Unfortunatley like other good memories, i also found that game was now in fact awful, and reminding of being molested in the shed.

The jumping puzzles r ♥♥♥ stoopid 1/10

This game was highly ofensive.
Many of the artworks in this game actually misconstrued ugly people as orcs.
I was particularly hurt to see that one of the orcs had the same face as my hero, the late Micheal Jackson.
Unlike Mr.Jackson this game did not touch me, emotionally or physically.
This game was far more offensive than the first, however the first feature no scantilly clad women.
Hence forth this game was better than the first.
8/10 would fap again.
RIP Micheal Jackson

This game changed my life.
The most realistic Jedi FPS MMORPG Card game I have ever had the pleasure of playing.
Based on the events of World War III, in a post apocalyptic distant past. This game has a story so convincing and wonderful it could melt your mind. Plot twist the likes of which could never be seen, and a script clearly written by Shakespeare. The soundtrack of this game is an outrageous call from lucas arts, who'd have thought that Star Wars could have worked so well to dubstep.
To have played at least an hour of this game is as to have died and gone to heaven.
Not playing this game should be considered heresy.