I wanted to see what you’d do. And you didn’t disappoint… You let five servers die. Then, you let t0ot take your place. Even to a guy like me, that’s cold.

My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime weeb just like me. The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the ♥♥♥♥ on. So I called her "oneechan" and she stopped and looked at me and i said " what is it?" to which she replied, " I always wanted a twin brother so we could ♥♥♥♥ all the time" so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and i came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot.