Cool, right? Want to know where I got it? Well look, go to CS.money. It's a trade platform and marketplace at the same time. Just choose, click, and get. Goodluck bro

-rep Told me a/\d to surf???? lol definite newb. PASS

this kid bought his seagul master rank, dont believe him.

So I go to the mall to pick up tea tree oil and neck ties, as is my tradition. This nice man at Sears told me to go with the 'Labradoodle' style. I say "Okay" and then went drifting in ford explorer. Have gotten 6 complements so far on necktie due to amount of flowing golden hair. Good friend and great necktie salesman A++.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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