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Hey, there's something I've been meaning to say. You know how sometimes the internet connection is a bit shaky? Well, it's a bit like that with my feelings. I've been thinking about us, and it feels like you're the missing link in my life. So, what if we went from being online pals to something more? I've got feelings for you that are stronger than my WiFi signal. Are you up for exploring this connection?

yup...2024 and still kicking

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.