Recent reviews by Steve The Friendly Hobo

Newest loading simulator of 2024 ladies and gents.

for some reason they thought it's a smart idea to force shader loading on EVERY SINGLE START UP of the game, instead of being normal developers like any other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ team in existence that loads them ONCE until a new update comes that changes the shaders requiring them to be loaded again. Wtf is this ♥♥♥♥ guys cmon, I spend more time in the loading screens of each location than I do actually playing each mission.

aside from the boring ass loading concept of the game which is a good 40% of the game right now, it's a good, fun, grindable game. would recommend if you like games like Destiny and Warframe.

Fantastic game, the gun play is amazing and smooth, the guns are fantastically modelled with incredible depth in attachments and caliber diversity.

I just wish they would add more progression to the game, the replay-ability of the game gets stale quick because of the lack of incentive behind progression, would love to see some Gun challenges added that unlock unique camo's and perhaps a mastery section that unlocks an engraved/gilded Bronze, Rhodium, and Gold respectively for something like 500 kills for the designated gun for bronze, 2000 for Rhodium and 5k for Gold. that way we're a little more incentivized to play the game more and more to grind our favorite guns. it would also be nice to see these progressions be rewarded through playing survival mode, that way players can slowly have fun grinding unique camos for every gun randomized.

Would also be nice to see a bit more calibers to the game such as some .303 British, .300 Winchester magnum, .45-70 govt, .30-30 Winchester, .44 remington Magnum, .410 and perhaps some fun ones like the .444 Marlin and .375 Magnum.

other than that it would just be nice to keep seeing more QoL improvements like perhaps a menu touch-up, because the current one looks honestly like a slightly modified unreal engine default framework GUI lmao, please put some artist touch into it, a simple textured background in a gradient would look so much more crisp than what it is now. Another nice QoL to see would be gun camos applied to survival guns obtained in crates. If you have a camo for a gun you get in a crate then perhaps a random camo (if multiple are owned) could be applied chosen at random just as the gun is.

Anyways, Love the game, would love to see more love and attention towards it, hell I'd put my hand up to volunteer my time on the side to help polish things up if it made things go quicker lol

I wanna state first that this WASS my favourite racing game of the 2010 and upwards, out of every racing game I've played through that timeline The Crew 1 was the damn best, if you loved the crew 1 for everything it had to offer then dont bother with the crew 2 thinking it's gonna be a vibe-ride through nostalgia ally picking up where it left off in the first, cuz it's nothing like that. It's the same modern racing game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that forza horizon 4 does.

I'm rating this badly because of course, being a ubisoft game driven entirely by ubisoft greed, they shut down the servers. Because of the nature of this awesome game's multiplayer being embedded into the singleplayer experience there is no option to hop on and just vibe in the games atmosphere and play singleplayer because they never created a failsafe for the game going offline.

I like to think back then when they were making this game, it was truly a passion project, something they wanted to create fully in their vision, maybe that included it being a full and lively world the way it was, and my god was it ever awesome, I'll forever miss the countless memories of fun I made on this game with my friends, R.i.P The OG Crew.


I love the game, and would rate it positively if they loved it as much as we did to keep it going. sadly they made their intentions very clear through every fan favourite ubisoft title that inevitably gets shutdown. Hopefully they see all the saddened fans and someone in charge of the game tries to bring it back somehow, even if reuploading it as singleplayer only, removing the networking in it and online mechanics, that would be awesome

I don't have a lot of experience on this game on PC, I played it back on Xbox 360. It was my all-time favorite game from back then, I'd get home from highschool and hop on and just grind with some chicken nuggets, good times. I wish they would've been able to figure out the networking issues that ultimately lead to it's demise.

I wait for the day another game of this clone will be born so I can grind it again. and No, I don't really consider TF2 the same vibe at all, I feel like the only thing the two have in common is the fast pace FPS nature and the plethora of character cosmetics

If you literally have anything else to play that's remotely entertaining, then it's better than this.

Would be great if I didnt have to reinstall the game every update lol. No matter how much extra space I have it always says "Not enough space" but when i reinstall the game it does it just fine lol. How are you THAT incompetent to ♥♥♥♥ up the packaging that badly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. cmon Crytek.


Ontop of that, the game seems like it was built by an amalgamation of random game design ideas throughout the years that were never looked back on and instead just continued to add more random ideas that never were meant to work synergistically with the past updates cuz no one decided to plan for that lol. It's atrocious playing this game 80% of the time, I'm just happy Incursion Red River is out finally so that I can abandon this piece of ♥♥♥♥ the way the devs brains abandoned their bodies.

I absolutely love it, it's a lot more fun than BTD 6 in my opinion. i love the grind that goes into upgrading and making the characters stronger and better, it's not at all impossible to become super op just by playing the game through the intended grind, people are often vert impatient nowadays and feel like if they aren't near end game after a week or two then it's taking too long, but that's how the game is intended to be played! a slow fun grind you can go back to all the time with infinite replay-ability

I just wish it had the same coop mode that BTD 6 has, like is it really that hard to include that mode? You've already created it in BTD 6, the framework for it exists.

you're really gonna make an ADVENTURE TIME themed game that's opening lyrics to the song of "Adventure Time, Come on grab your friends, We'll go to very distant lands", a theme revolving entirely around going on adventures with a FRIEND, yet exclude a way to play with a friend. I can't tell if that's hilariously ironic or frustratingly ironic

Great game to kick back to kill time to.

Just, maybe don't make it possible to still be killed by the bosses projectiles after he's dead? Seems a little redundant and has costed wins many times because I killed the boss during his animation to shoot projectiles, it cancels the anim to then go into the death anim, but guess what, projectiles still get sent out even though he's been dead for a second and then bam I get hit thinking "♥♥♥♥ yeah, he's dead, games over, I'm safe to crack my knuckles" but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOPE.

Other than tiny little dumbassery like that goin on it's a great game.

It's a great game to kill time, listen to some dank tunes, and just idol and build a super beautiful farm.

My only complaint is that there is a building Cap set to 400. Which is absolutely ridiculous. You'd expect a Tycoon-building game to have an infinite building capacity; or at least one higher than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 400...Like really, are you kidding? How do you expect people who have maxed out their farm level to create a beautiful farm if you can't even utilize the space given to you? There really is no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ point in giving us that space, or giving us that many building materials if we can't even utilize them, absolute redundancy.

Please raise the Building cap, or remove the cap entirely.

Cool.

dis game gud u all shold get it becase its veary gud game