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1 person found this review helpful
405.3 hrs on record (59.9 hrs at review time)
I havent played Call of Duty since Blackops II days

Mulitplayer:

This game is not worth the 90 Dollars Canadian that I have spent. It should be 60 Dollars Canadian. Voice chat is filled with babies crying in the background with sometime of sporting event on the TV and then they have crappy rap music that being blasted through the microphone and or they haven't changed the batteries on the smoke dector. The only thing that this 90 Dollar game did right was the mute all button. But besides that Crashes, Crashes and Crashes, So many Steam Disconnects and Dev Errors. Even there patch notes they said they fixed crashes but nope it didn't it just made crashes even worse!

Skill Based Matchmaking is garbage if I get a good KD all the sudden I am matched with twitch streamers with CDL skin g-walking around. Why cant I turn of cross platform gaming? why isn't there an option to disable that? I am seeing controllers snapping on to me like a mini-aim bot system.

Warzone 2:

Just a bunch of try hards running around with CDL skins and dual pistols with a sniper. Cant pick up items on the ground unless you go prone and then sometimes that doesn't even work. So much bugs its awful. Where was the QA team when they released this. Since Warzone 2 is free to play it attracts cheaters like fly's on a pile of hot trash in the summers day. You cant see players ranks or how many hours they have in Warzone but guaranteed you are playing against a rank 1 with 0.2 hours of game time and they play like gods.

The samurai swords in Call Of Duty is silly they have missing animations even worse with the riot shield but good thing this game isn't Call of Duty. This is a real Ninja Turtles Game I rate it 10/10
Posted 6 November, 2022. Last edited 31 March, 2023.
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6.0 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
This game when it came out was subpar, but with all the new stadiums and new menu. This game is great!!
Posted 28 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
231.9 hrs on record (56.8 hrs at review time)
I hate the fact that they constantly tried to emulate other successful games without realizing we were all there for Battlefield, because we never wanted to play other games.. we want to play Battlefield!

This has to be one of the biggest disappointments I've experienced in gaming. I've always loved BF ever since 1942 and it's so depressing to see it become a shell of it's former self.
Posted 19 November, 2021. Last edited 19 December, 2021.
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3.4 hrs on record
This game got renamed a couple of times:
ORION: Protoype
ORION: Open Source
Orion: Dino Beatdown
Orion: Dino Horde
Orion: Prelude <-- currently

But you know what they keep updating the game which is good to see from a developer. It doesnt feel like a complete game but then again what game does? It's almost like one of those games it's bad but it's so good. For one dollar its lots of fun. One these games that you have to try for a bit and play it once a week with friends. Its one of those coop games that you can just sit back relax and have fun. It's not a game where you can play hours and hours and scream at people for being bad. Not a competivie game. The game has aspects of Killing Floor and L4D with waves of dinosaurs. If you like those type games you will like this. People are friendly and its even better with friends.

Gave 4 copies to my friends so we can have a break from CSGO from now and then. And did I mention its only $1... like sheeeet.

Graphics:
Its from the Unreal Engine 3. So it could be better.

Game Modes :
Survial - Defend against wave of dinosaurs
Conquest - Muliple Bases to Defend
Vital - 5v5 PvP protect your base while destory the enemy base
Capture the Flag - Capture the Flag
Ramage - PvP Dinos Vs Carriers
Team Elimination - 5v5 PvP
Team Duel - 5v5 Swords and Bows
Free for All - Deathmatch
King of the Hill - Machine Guns and Flamethrowers
Gun Game
Slaughter - Every 25 kills you are offered new weapon
1v1 Duel
FFA Duel Instagib
Posted 25 December, 2014. Last edited 25 December, 2014.
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12 people found this review helpful
232.3 hrs on record (60.9 hrs at review time)
This game is like Need for Speed Underground 2 and Testdrive Unlimited 2 that had a baby and made this game. IF you like those games get this game!!!

Steering
First people had problems with the steering in this game being to arcadey. Its not at all you have 3 types of steering options in this game and plus many more options on how you turn ect like TDU2.

Cars
Not many cars in the game just around 40. But I can see alot more cars in upcoming DLC'S

Map
The map is huge!!!! The traffic in this game is insane there a bit too much to too little and some do crazy stuff too. Its funny to see what the AI will do next though. There also could be a DLC for a new map in the near future.

Customization and Tuning
You can basicly tune and customize any car to your hearts desire. There not much of customize options but it's way better then the new Need for Speed games.

Other
The game has soo many nice options in the menu but too bad the fps is limited to 60. Thats the only bad part of the game. If thats even bad.

Theres so much to do in this game its insane!!! You can chase people, get chased by cops and even do story. Story is alright for the racing game. It takes around 30 hours to beat the game and thats if you want to rush threw it. There some bugs and glitches that need to be fixed but it's not game breaking. Servers are having some trouble but its launch day. For being an mmo you have 8 people in session thats 2, 4 man crews. But theres alot of people playing. Thats my review.

My suggestion:
If you do buy this game add me I will play with you.

Also the game takes 40 hours to complete. That being said 10 hours of game play = $10 of money that you spent on this game. Therefore 40 hours = $40 and the game should be worth that.

I still have more hours on this game then anyother new Call of Duty game. That says alot
Posted 2 December, 2014. Last edited 7 December, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
11,192.8 hrs on record (1,128.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I clutched 1v5 on this game. Then I had a Heart Attack. GG
Posted 5 April, 2014. Last edited 5 April, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
22.3 hrs on record (19.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I didn't buy this game so save your 20 bucks before you buy this crap. Here's an about the game and a review for it.

You are a naked man running around this world where animals and other naked man will try to kill you. You have to quickly build a shelter and survive multiple days and nights. Yes it’s a survival game. It’s MINECRAFT and DAYZ. Even though people that play this game will get mad at you for calling it MINECRAFT… so you better go on your microphone and yell “is this Minecraft?” you will make lots friends in no time.

It blows Efffing Donkey D and here is the reason why. Once you spawn into the game you get some people asking if you are friendly once you answer yes or no you will get shot in the face by a P250. So you can’t even learn the game mechanics before getting shot in the face by some douchbag. Oh did I mention after surviving a couple of days it becomes like call of duty? A first person military shooter? People will have aimbots, speed hacks and esp. So theres no hiding from them at all.

Not only is every human on the server trying to kill you. There are animals that are doing the same and they will chase you for 10 to 15 minutes in real time. Better hold that shift button… your pinky is going to need a break from this game too… but you will have more fun being chased by animals.

There is no map in this game so it takes almost 30 minutes in real time to find your friends in the same server you are in and once you do you might die from hunger or some douchbag will kill you so you have to start all over again. Yet again your pinky and shift key will become one with this game.

Once you put 8/7 hours in to this game. People will raid you for all your cool stuff and destroy everything you have. So there’s no point into playing this game cause in the end. It will be all gone.

The game is still in alpha so if you like broken games get this game. No single player so you can’t learn the game mechanics everyone lags across your screen. Servers are crapola. And that sir is my review.

PS. Walking/Running Simulator.

Edit: Febuary 5th 2015
I can only play the old version of Rust as I get this error. Rust launcher error: loading error - easy anti cheat cannot run under windows test signing mode
Posted 1 April, 2014. Last edited 4 February, 2015.
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