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43 of 50 (86%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 3:33pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 4:42pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2019 @ 3:28pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 4:56pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 11:36am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 12:04pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2019 @ 7:19pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 12:13pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2019 @ 3:05pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2019 @ 6:31pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2019 @ 9:46pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2019 @ 4:00pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2019 @ 4:00pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2019 @ 1:24pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 3:27pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2019 @ 5:04pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2019 @ 7:39pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2019 @ 4:42pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2019 @ 12:19pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2019 @ 3:41pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2019 @ 6:15pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2019 @ 4:00pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2019 @ 11:51am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2019 @ 12:14pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2019 @ 7:38pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2019 @ 2:12pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2019 @ 11:16am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2019 @ 1:56pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2019 @ 1:51pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2019 @ 3:03pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2019 @ 11:09am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2019 @ 11:25am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2019 @ 1:23pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2019 @ 6:22pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2019 @ 7:30pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2019 @ 8:12pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2019 @ 5:04pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2019 @ 1:54pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 4:39pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 4:02pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 4:48pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2019 @ 11:33am



Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.