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-- Don Quixote
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When a lion meets another with a louder roar,
the first lion thinks the last a bore.
-- G.B. Shaw
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People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war, or before an election.
-- Otto Von Bismarck
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[Adam West is trying to win a promotion for Pawtucket Pat's brewery, and is talking to a beer bottle]
Adam West: Now you listen to me, you long-necked bastard. Give me that silver scroll, and I'll make you Head of Sanitation for the entire city. It's a do-nothing job, sweet-cake.
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Sometime when you least expect it, Love will tap you on the shoulder...
and ask you to move out of the way because it still isn't your turn.
-- N.V. Plyter
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Comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether the fatness of a
pig is more or less green than the designated hitter rule."
-- David Guaspari
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