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Red Herring

It worked!
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:39am

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:40am

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:08am

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:43am

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:48am

What what?

Where did it go?
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:37am

You scared it!

You monster!
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:27am

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:32am

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:36am

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:31am

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:41am

I peed your pants.

WHAT?
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:21am

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:20am

Dead end!

Haha!
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:10am

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:12am

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:12am

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:15am

Hello World!

I drew this!
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:16am

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:09am

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:54am

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:52am

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:03am

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:58am

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 7:57am

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:19am

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:12am

Well done!

Congratulations!
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:12am

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:16am

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:15am

I love computers

So good
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:13am

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:17am

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:01am

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:07am

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:13am

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:14am

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:19am

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:30am

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:07am

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:30am

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:32am

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:31am

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:14am

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

What's your goal there?

Eh?
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

BURP

CLOSED
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:59am

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:19am

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:17am

Take this on your way down!

Down low!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:25am

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:07am

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:58am

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

It's pants time!

Wow!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:46am

Please don't come again!

Ouch!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:40am

Not THAT game!

What's the word?
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:59am

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:43am

Back my fish up!

Pow!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:56am

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:44am

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:48am

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

The defendant is ready!

Objection!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:10pm

This is my missile!

It has been marked!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 12:51pm

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:32am

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:39am

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:38am

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:48am

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:51am

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:50am

Express elevator!

Bye!
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:50am

Are we there yet?

No.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:01am

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:17am

Do the worm!

Yes!
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:18am

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:32am

The day is saved!

Yay!
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:52am

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:06am

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:11am

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:36am

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Date poacher!

At least it worked!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:37am

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:13am

Clear the path!

And get on it!
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:10am



And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!

Throw it all away!

Way to go!

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.