>decent looking guy having good job
>Not many friends and single because of job, work 3rd shift
>Watch Drive for the first time ever
>Changes my life. I want to be Driver
>Get my haircut like Driver and start wearing clothes like Driver. no Scorpion jacket
>Start behaving like Driver. Quiet but cool.
>Buy brand new 2011 Mustang GT 5.0 because Driver drove one and I make enough so ♥♥♥♥ it
>Start eating at this little diner erry night, staff remembers me, always saves me a spot
>qt pie waitress always chats me up, gives me free pie
>I reciprocate but remain vague and brooding. Waitress wants me
>Ask her if she wants to go for a drive. She gladly accepts
>Cruise the night listening to Drive soundtrack
>Drop her off at her apartment, ask if I want to come inside for coffee.
>Oh ♥♥♥♥ yes
>play it cool, brood for a sec, reply with a "...yeah" simple
>We ♥♥♥♥
>Waitress and I start dating
>Keep up my Driver shlick
>She introduces me to her friends. they think i'm cool as ♥♥♥♥.
>Some of her dude friends start wearing skinny jeans, white tees like me. Holy ♥♥♥♥ lol
>One night her and I are sit down to watch a movie on demand
>She's browsing movies. stops on Drive
>Oh ♥♥♥♥...
>"You see this yet Anon?"
>♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ play it cool man. what would Driver do
>Brood for a sec "...nah. it's not my thing"
>Ended up watching Bridesmaids

Still dating today and still doesn't know I've been pretending to be Ryan Gosling for 4+ years