Recent reviews by Standardized Fox

Glad to see my ways of working in the real world translated well into the game; most profitable but the laziest.

Perhaps the real evil in these places are the ghost hunters that "investigate". Honestly, just talking ♥♥♥♥ to the ghosts and getting killed is justice for disturbing the resting spirit of that place. And I'm getting paid lower than minimum wage? Can't afford to leave mom's basement, a truly haunted place.
Real fun, good laughs with friends (bless them for giving me the game), and scary when alone (because who doesn't love dark rooms with the Grudge)
I would love to see more updates to the game, as I scrounge up the insurance money from the unfortunate soul that called the ghost a "♥♥♥♥♥".

Shoved blame onto another to win.
Evicted someone cause it was funny.
Killed the guy who started an emergency meeting to say he was proven not an impostor.
The best defense is always, "That's just not true." and "You're lying."
Also be the first to die 90% of the rounds.

Updates every other day with something major?
Check

I'll wait till it doesn't.

Yeah...
YEAH...
YEAH!!!
KILL THEM DEMONS COOL!

So, I saw this game on a YouTube advertisement and thought, "Wow, another 3D anime game! Guess I won't be spending my money." When it came out, I heard it was practically a Souls-like game. I'm quite the sucker for Souls-like and difficult games, so I tried it out.
Before I bought it, I asked people if they bought it and I got the replies "it's like Dark Souls but anime." The ♥♥♥♥, what do you mean "anime?" I can tell just by looking at it. They then told me otherwise and said it was ANIME. Alright, thanks for the heads up. Going in, character creation: Male or female. Then, I figured out what they meant. 90% of the costumes have 90% skin showing. I can't have that on my gaming platform, so I uninstalled the game and got a refund so I chose the most covered option there is. The rest, well, if you ever played a game with in depth character creators, you know how that goes.
The game play is what you expect from a Souls-like game: difficult and wondering why you didn't roll. This game, however, adores partners and it seems like the game wants you to use them... a lot. They practically give you one from the start of the game. It's great and all, I won't die as much but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, they. won't. shut. up! So, I went to a checkpoint, and said my goodbyes. I'm really just complaining about something small, I enjoy the game very much.
Oh, and another aspect of anime is that the cutscenes are what you expect from a shonen anime.
$60 well worth spent.

2D Hack n' Slash
Anime
Tiddy

Right...
I really enjoy one of them.
I'll let you guess.

This game is pretty fun.
Gameplay:
You guys into that SCP stuff? Well, this game is just for you. In this game, you manage SCPs anomalies to gain energy. That's it. But there's more! "Woah, there's more?!" Of course there is you spastic monkey. When you find an anomaly, you know nothing about it so working with it is a risky guess work of a multiple choice test. If you guess correctly, you can us points (P.E. Boxes) to unlock information about you're little monster, which is vital to the survival of your employees and the integrity of your sanity. Some anomalies aren't monsters, but rather machines that works differently than the rest. Regardless, trial and error is key. Also, this game is pretty hard. Expect things to go ape every once in a while, so get that retry button handy if you think things aren't going right for you. If you wanna do an "Iron Man" run (no retries), I commend you. However, despite the difficulty, the game is really good.
Visuals:
The anomalies, employees, and you're friendly AIs are done in a cartoon fashion, much like an anime, but Korean. Unlike the SCP corporation visuals, the artwork in this game is a stark contrast between what the contents of the game presents, but it's very nice to look at. There is even an in-game explanation into why the game looks the way it is, and I liked it's reasoning.
Soundtrack and other sound related things:
The game, when you're just cruising through with nothing going ape, yet, has a beautiful ambience to it. When things starts happening and you're rabid dog breaks out of it's rusty kennel, the soundtrack turns to a more techno-like music festival as you bang your head while you're employees starts to panic and die off because they didn't take their rabies medication in time and the other's couldn't put down that rabid monstrosity. Also, if you pay attention enough, a lot (perhaps all) of the anomalies makes their own unique sounds and it really adds to their mysterious character.
Other:
A game without flaws is a game that doesn't believe in a thing called updates. However, this game does have its flaws. I never encountered any bugs myself, but I have read many other reviews that talked about bugs, so be wary of those. There are some translating errors with my favorite being "I've just noticed that a certain employee filled their water bottle with bear and drank it at work." Like, comment the mistake, and subscribe for a free gift card giveaway. However, this doesn't sway me away from the game and it's atmosphere. This is my personal nitpick, but, despite there being a new game choice, the research you gained from the previous games carries over, so you can get pretty far ahead if you manage to pick up those anomalies again. Despite my complaints, I understand this approach because you, the gamer, should know about the anomaly if you start fresh, so just give them the things they know.

I give this game a "10 Panicking Employees / a Meat Lantern eating all of them because they don't have a sense of caution"
Thoroughly recommend it, go play it.

My friend gave this to me because he lost a bet and he regrets it. Sorry but you shouldn't have made it in the first place.

Anyways, this game doesn't hold your hand. It'll, instead, bend you over, yank your hair, and ♥♥♥♥ you till you pass out. Well, not literally, but metaphors are metaphors. When you start, you aren't anyone special. You're just a thing with basic skills anyone else has. When you finally get a grasp in what you are doing, you'll soon realize, you don't. This game is as brutal as it gets. You get 4 races: the virgin human, the slave race bug, the muscle head shek, and the chad skeleton. I recommend to choose the nobodies, get one of every race (more skeletons) and go on with that. Start mining copper and sell it to your neighborhood bartender. Once you found enough money to buy yourself enough to survive for 5 in-game days, then you're really getting into it. If you can survive 50 in-game days in the Border Zone, then you're good to go... for now. Outposts are a mixed blessing. You'll get a good boost in equipment and sustainability, but you'll get a good serving of hostile raids every day. Explore the world for better research, at the cost of losing your left arm and 3 of your people. Kenshi, it's a beautiful game.

Story:
As a chad skeleton, the Holy Nation was so friendly that they gave me a celebratory beating every time they see me. So, I returned the favor by "improving" their mining camp. I thought one of the members wasn't showing good conduct so I put him in a prison cage. He, then, decided to become a slave to his own nation and proceeded to mine for the very nation he devoted himself in. He is now experience fasting and enjoying the harsh labor of slavery.

Mmmmmmmmmm