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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 11:29pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:15am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:43am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:53pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:16pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:15pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:52am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:49am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:10pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:41pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:29pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:23pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:16am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 10:58pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 11:01pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 11:05pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 11:24pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 11:50pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 10:44am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:04pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:34pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:15pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:52am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:18pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:18pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:18pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 11:00pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:54am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 10:00am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:16pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 10:58pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 10:58pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 11:34pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:54am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:00pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:44pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 10:58pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 11:43pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 11:21am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 11:01pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:43am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:24pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 11:19pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 11:39am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:32pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 11:10pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 10:05am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 10:48am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:44pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 7:04am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:26pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 10:48am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:36pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:42pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 6:30am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:02pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:49pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 7:28pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:42pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:56pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:44pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:21pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:20pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 11:05pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:09am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:15pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:30pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 11:29pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:26pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:15am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:07pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:04pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:25pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:30pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:08pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:10pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:59pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:22pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:47pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 7:04am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:35pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:14pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:15pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 10:48pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:33pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:38pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:00pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:09am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:41pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:57pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 6:14am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:42am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:24pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:24pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:32am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:28pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:11am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:16pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:42pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:42pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:15pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:43pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:50pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:43pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:45pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:11pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:49pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:37am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:22pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:39am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:15pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 3:36pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 8:13pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 2:30am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:03pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:15pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:29am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:12pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:11pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:16am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:06pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:03pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:28pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:12pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:59pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:05pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:20pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 7:25pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:38pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:36pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:57pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:36pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:16pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:50pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:55pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:49pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:43pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:09pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:58pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:21pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:49pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:47pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:10pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:13pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:00pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:00pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:43pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:32am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 2:36pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:06am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 10:58pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 11:42pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:44pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:37pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:50pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:50pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:15am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:08pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:59pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:55pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:04pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:15am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 6:09pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:59pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:42pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:50pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:21pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:23pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:55pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:05pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:20pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:17am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:56pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:56pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:03pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:04pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:08pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:17pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:21pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:21pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:21pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:33pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:54pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:18pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:03pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:10am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:42pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:02pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:42pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:39am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:40am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:50pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:40pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:12am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:28pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:28pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:55pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:55pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:55pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 10:50pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 7:44pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:39pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:43pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:18pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:18pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:35pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:18am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:21pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:50pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:53pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:41pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:59pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:50pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:15pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:12pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:37am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:34pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:29pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:36pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:54pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:10am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:01pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:23pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:39pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:17am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:21pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:00pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:00pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:39am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:50pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:10pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:10pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:21pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:12am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:28pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:28pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 10:49pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 10:49pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:25pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:38am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:25pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:10pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:51pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 8:42am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:29am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:01pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 5:45pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:10am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:19pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:49pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:17am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 1:36pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:14pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 2:01am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 2:01am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:21pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:15am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:26am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:26am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:06pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 10:48pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 10:51pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 10:52pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:55pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:56pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:50pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:51pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:26pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:09pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:53pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:21pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:01am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:28am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:42am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:09pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:15pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:30pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:12pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:13pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 9:00pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 9:01pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:09pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:51pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:01pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:14pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:18pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:22pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:49pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 10:50pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:04pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 7:43pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:22pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:05am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 11:26pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:30pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:06pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:19pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:46pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:21pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:15am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:26am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:26am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:06pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 2:30am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:03pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:03pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:03pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:50pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 7:44pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:23pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:23pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 10:50pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 10:51pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:58pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:45pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:53pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:49pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:03pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:25pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:27pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:27pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:27pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:51am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:09am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:50pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:39am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 2:08am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:48pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:06pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:09pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:50pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 10:35pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:14pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 2:21pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:42pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 7:52pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 7:52pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:24pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:24pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 11:58pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 7:56pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 7:59pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:41pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:58pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:26pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:19pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:08am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:26pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 7:45pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 2:11am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:42am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:26pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:58pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:58pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:45pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:53pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:25pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:25pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:25pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:30am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:51am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:16pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:12pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:39pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:34pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:56pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:34pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:37pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:37pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:30pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:49pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:23pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:23pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:15pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:39pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:45pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:28am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:41am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:09pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:36pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:51pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:50pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:41pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:37am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:10pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:55pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 10:50pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:49pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 7:42pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:30am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:05pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:26pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:34pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 8:45pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:09pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 8:13pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:25pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:13am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:29pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:48pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:55pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:26pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 11:58pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:10am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 9:46am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:49am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:08pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:46pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:20pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:26am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:58pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:49pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:43pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 6:06am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:25pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:26pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:43pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 9:11pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:48pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:51pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 7:42pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 7:42pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:43am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:51am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:19am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:15pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:15pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:16pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:26pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:33pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:33pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:02pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:38am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:58am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 7:25pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:37pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:22pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:22pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:25pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:43am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:19am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:16pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:42pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:23pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:21pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:21pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 12:22am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 11:55pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:42am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:40am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:58pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:04pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:10pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:49pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 10:50pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:56pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:49pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:22pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:30am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:46pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:34pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:26am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:58pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:57pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:58pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 3:16pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:41pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:12am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:49pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:21pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:38am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:07am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:26am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:21am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 1:38pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 11:00pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 11:11pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 10:57pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 11:29pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:01pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 7:39pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:06pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:06pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:10pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:55pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:25pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 2:08am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 9:10pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 9:11pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:46pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:44pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 11:55pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:40am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:56pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:35pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 3:16pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:41pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:27pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:51am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:05pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:19am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:15pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:05pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:55pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 11:55pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 11:55pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:59am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:03am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:57am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:25pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:58pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:58pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:18pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 9:46am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:10pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:48pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:19am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:09pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:53am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 2:39am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 11:58pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 5:15am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:29pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:26pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:59pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:55am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 12:17am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:43pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 9:49pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 1:10am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:56pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 3:36pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:21pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:10am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:24pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:19pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:08am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:26pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:14am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:04pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:41pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:51am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:46pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:36pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:38pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:42pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:05pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 11:55pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:31am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:58am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:27pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:27pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:27pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:27pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:43pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:33pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 6:07am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked