That was... Objectionable
I am that guy that loves games like Earthbound and Pokemon. P.S. Squirtle is Awesome. If you want my 3ds friend code just ask and I may tell you. Maybe, *sniff* maybe...
UPDATE
I am now leader of the Squirtle squad. Yes, it is real. I have also played every Mother game other than Mother 64.
And guys for the record my name is not John stop nagging me about it. Cant you see that it is Kooblockabue?
UPDATE 2!!!
If you are a bad friend who nags me or is just plain annoying, you may be removed. Please don't take it too badly, you were just the worst thing ever detrimental to either my school or life.
update 3:
hey, I'm Squirtleawesome yea, but some people know me as Mark Derker or John Derker. I was on Flipnote Hatena if you remember that. I migrated to Hatena Haiku eventually and I guess saw some cool dudes. I was a bit socially akward alright and mostly just looked at my COOL BROTHER CRAYZCOMIC'S friends being cool.
If you know me from these places, you are the true O.G.
If you know me from Goldstar, Radiation Gaming, or that other third one, hey, you're cool. To be honest, you Goldstar dudes were pretty alright, and I'd like to reconnect so just message me if I'm on and I might answer.
Now for the people at school, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are so retarded I hang out with you because I'm bored but I guess SOMETIMES you are cool :P.
Oh ♥♥♥♥ I forgot about the few friends I added from TF2 but never talked to... uh, Hi, I guess? In fact none of you guys were like, bad.
Anyway, I have an open invitation to message me through steam WITHOUT ANY WORRY OF JUDGEMENT OR WHATEVER SOCIAL ANXIETY ENTAILS (or maybe thats just me). In fact I'm happy to get your steam messages.
Um, So, I still like Earthbound and Pokemon, Squirtle IS still Awesome (but wartortle is 2nd favorite :) (how do you close a parenthesis after a smiley emoji help))
Homestuck was cool on Hatena and reading it I can see why. So, I guess I'm into Homestuck a bit?
Undertale is a thing and sans is pretty neat I guess
OH and you if still want my 3ds friend code I can hook you up man.
Finally, I like Half-Life, Portal, TF2, Fallout, Mario LOZ Metriod etc, Hearts of Iron 4 (paradox in general). Garry's Mod of course. And, hmm, Ace Attorney, oh man ♥♥♥♥ I forgot about KIRBY. Yeah Kirby is awesome. Man maybe I should change my name to Kirbyawesome hmm.
oh god I remember I have this fan-made pesterchum thing, and my pesterchum handle is like abradingScamp or something man I never have that thing on because steam exists.
I'm pretty sure my discord is Squirtleawesome. If you see any Mark Derkers, Squirtleawesomes, or FunDuMentals you can assume it's me.
I tend to use /s to denote sarcasm but sometimes I like to ironically troll people or whatever and they get mad and I laugh